Media thread 2022/23

[Chappie]

I can tell you it hasn't got any easier!!

Speaking to desk heads now who don't even know what a copytaker is :(

They certainly know what a pisstaker is though.
Pander to their audience or lose their job.

 

[KS55]

A mate who worked there as a callow trainee was given the job of reviewing some hardcore porn videos on his very first morning. Had to watch them in Livesey’s office as the latter had personally commandeered the only VCR player in the place. Excruciating first day at work!

Critic: “This video is a bit up and down.”

 

[IBlue]

Appreciate that mate, the best of times ;)

Andy Dunn, Dave Maddock, Darren Lewis, Phil Thomas, Tony Livesey, Alan Nixon, all Sunday Sporters...

Incredible sports desk.

I worked in the Cashiers at the Express, I remember most of these. It was funny when the messengers used to fall over each other to take things to the Sports office next to the Crown and Kettle, some of the sights they saw ;)

 

[KS55]

I had an interesting encounter with one of their female reporters. Met on a train and she tried to persuade me to stay with her at her hotel. No thanks dear!

 

[LongsightM13]

Critic: “This video is a bit up and down.”

“He’s never going to fix that photocopier doing that”

 

[Doctor Jimmy and Mr Jim]

I bet they have to whistle on the crapper just to make sure they wipe the right end.

Ha ha ha.....that line is fucking brilliant! Made me spit my coffee out!! Well played sir!

 

[remember arthur mann]

I wouldn’t say Delaney has academic credentials, from where I’m standing, he’s more than a bit thick.

 

[mat]

The Scouse Man City fan, 29, who risked injuring players and supporters

Lifelong Blue Phillip Maxwell, 29, has been fined and banned from attending football matches following his 'thoughtless and selfish' actions during the rollercoaster season finale at the Etihad stadium

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Do you think a rag wrote the headline?

 

[Hart of the Matter]

I have no idea who Neil Jones is but I'm happy to leave him wallowing in his thoughts, far away from reality.

According to the article Haaland isn't even a leading talent in his position. I bet they have to whistle on the crapper just to make sure they wipe the right end.

I bet this type whistle from both ends though....

 

[mad4city]

I wouldn’t say Delaney has academic credentials that surpass the large majority of his paper’s audience. I would say he’d be a below average reader of the Independent, intelligence wise. This is manifest from his inability to understand or appreciate relatively complex issues and his poorly developed critical thinking. It’s all relative, of course, but from where I’m standing, he’s more than a bit thick.

I agree. He's incredibly tiresome.
Intellectually, a scratched record. Yet prone to all sorts of confections, conflations and mental gymnastics - all apparently, in service of his ego (rather than y'know, the truth).
The irony is that in spite of his own self-regard, at best he's only ever proven capable of parroting the last opinion he encountered. To my knowledge, he has never broken any worthwhile story whatsoever let alone, broached an original opinion that wasn't founded on boorishness or gallery-playing.
Simply a very boring man. Not worth reading.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

I wouldn’t say Delaney has academic credentials that surpass the large majority of his paper’s audience. I would say he’d be a below average reader of the Independent, intelligence wise. This is manifest from his inability to understand or appreciate relatively complex issues and his poorly developed critical thinking. It’s all relative, of course, but from where I’m standing, he’s more than a bit thick.

That has always been my view. He seems to be so driven by his personal malice to our owner (and you can only guess why that might be) that he doesn't even do the most basic requirements of a journalist to check his facts and establish the truth. He was shown up by the CAS case because he seemed unable to assess and challenge the demonstrably false narrative which had been selectively leaked to parts of the media. The first question any credible reporter asks when he is leaked information must be: "Why is he telling me this? What's in it for him?" It really is basic stuff.
The fake sportswashing narrative unravels very quickly when you actually look closely at City's business model. He will never challenge it though and I suspect that he really is too stupid to undersand what is really going on in football.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I wouldn’t say Delaney has academic credentials that surpass the large majority of his paper’s audience. I would say he’d be a below average reader of the Independent, intelligence wise. This is manifest from his inability to understand or appreciate relatively complex issues and his poorly developed critical thinking. It’s all relative, of course, but from where I’m standing, he’s more than a bit thick.

How dare you! As he was so fond of telling us, Migs has a degree in journalism.

 

[laserblue]

This is why this thread is great and important. Apart from positive City articles, which let's be honest are few and far between, it allows us to highlight the stupidity of the Scouse (and Rag) infested media and social media. If you want to watch the video Google it. No link.

The one factor being he didn't want to join Liverpool.

 

[jazzy]

How dare you! As he was so fond of telling us, Migs has a degree in journalism.

I wonder if he attended one of those 1 day online University's, think it was called instant degrees.com

 

[laserblue]

How dare you! As he was so fond of telling us, Migs has a degree in journalism.

Bought and paid for at Trump University.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

A mate who worked there as a callow trainee was given the job of reviewing some hardcore porn videos on his very first morning. Had to watch them in Livesey’s office as the latter had personally commandeered the only VCR player in the place. Excruciating first day at work!

I once had to do the nipple count and hold a pool cue for Pandora Peaks while she bounced up and down on a mini trampoline in the office.

Do I have to even state she was naked?

I was also a trainee there for a while.

 

[oakiecokie]

I once had to do the nipple count and hold a pool cue for Pandora Peaks while she bounced up and down on a mini trampoline in the office.

Do I have to even state she was naked?

I was also a trainee there for a while.

What a trainee trampoliner ?? Strange fucking job tolm.

 

[The perfect fumble]

The one factor being he didn't want to join Liverpool.

Precisely.

But like any cult that cannot be acknowledged.

The reasons why Haaland joined City are all out there, it's not a mystery. No credible source has even speculated that Liverpool featured in Haalands thinking. But of course the cult know why the greatest club on earth never featured, it's the wages, otherwise, obviously, he would've joined Liverpool.

It's important to remember that as far as the cult are concerned, every player on the planet wants to play for Liverpool, it's every players default setting.

 

[KS55]

How dare you! As he was so fond of telling us, Migs has a degree in journalism.

DEGREE IN JOURNALISM
Lecture 1
Identifying which end of the pen to use.
Lecture 2
How to avoid that tiresome fact checking
Lecture 3
How to maximise clicks.
Lecture 4
Agreeing with colleagues what “the line” is.

TUTORIAL
In depth discussion on the best pubs in town.

Lecture 5
Correct use of Cliche.

That‘s quite enough for Year 1: Head of Faculty, Miggy.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I once had to do the nipple count and hold a pool cue for Pandora Peaks while she bounced up and down on a mini trampoline in the office.

Do I have to even state she was naked?

I was also a trainee there for a while.

Having had a Google, hope you were careful. She'd have had yours eyes out with those flying about.