United Thread - 2022/23

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lonestay said:
They have re-signed Howard Webb that will prove to be their best signing this season, mark my words .
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Not even that bent twat could help now!

It’s over for the foreseeable. Enjoy the fun until
the scum eventually get a decent team together again. Far too much money to dissolve the corporation unfortunately.
 
How the mighty have fallen Ericksen's dilemma , does he stay with Brentford or make a few quid and play for the Rags , quite sure he could squeez £300k a week from the Trafford Tramps , he just need to remember to keep Thurdsay nights free.
 
Keep the Faith said:
It is my belief that this "secret" meeting was staged managed.
If the Glazers had not been informed and in agreement he would have been clearing his desk out next morning.
Some of the things he said (true or not) were share ;price sensitive
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Of course it was stage managed, as most rag things are.
Who tipped him off a protest was to be held outside his house ?
The same person also knew which pub they were going in before the so called protest. It went wrong when a dickhead secretly filmed it and it made the 1958 mob look like the wankers they are.
 
halfcenturyup said:
Speaking about South East Asia, there are some weird goings on here in Thailand with an exhibition match between United and Liverpool planned for next month at a ground that holds 50,000.

First, they couldn't sell it out (and by a long way).

So, second, they have had to put a K-Pop star on the programme for an hour before the match to generate interest which means that there will be thousand of screaming teenage girls there that will leave as soon as the match starts.

Then, the two clubs returned tickets they couldn't sell to foreign fans and guess where they ended up? On a youtube sales channel here, being sold at a discount with promises of the chance to meet players, meet the K-Pop star, watch training and have dinner with the players. Problem is this youtuber only has a couple of places with limited special access and 20,000 (yes 20,000) to sell. So there are threats of court cases for misleading sales, and both clubs have had to issue statements denouncing the cut-price sale and saying they don't approve the discounting and the misleading information.

All very weird.

The tickets were hugely over-priced, btw, so it serves the fuckers right.
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£2.99 was a bit steep mind.
 
SWPISHOME said:
So they have finished 6th last season. 6/7 first team players have left the club, No players brought in yet. Ronaldo wants to leave, Phil the face still at the club...

They are genuinely going to struggle to get Top 10 at this rate.
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Oh well lets get prepared for next season when we have a league consisting of 'Top Ten' I don't think even Sly Sports could try that one.
 
Blue Mist said:
Whose Nofucker ? All I've heard all week is that the rags have signed Nofucker but I can't find any stats about him.
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Haa fuck me side ways they signed Billy the fish in 2019.
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Player profile: William Fish

Tall, strong centre-back who captained the United Under-16s.
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