Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

All the new MPs are shit scared of an election so supporting him to stay on the money train as long as possible.

If you have never had a real job then get one for £84k plus lavish expenses and different additional payments for being on talking shops etc, you would back him to the hilt. Especially if you just bought a £400k house and your earning potential would be little over £20k when you get the boot.
 
We are going to be at war with Russia soon, don't think its the best time to change the PM because some Tory MP is a perv
And when he stands up in parliament telling us why our sons are going to march to war, we know he is 100% telling us completely factual truths and we can be totally behind him.

Can we fuck
 
Johnson must be made of Teflon, he seems to be able to do what he wants and still survives. Hopefully the **** will get peddled ASAP this time but it wouldn't surprise me if he holds on. He literally doesn't know the concept of shame.
Tomorrow will be an absolute shit show. BJ will have to front this up in the HoC. He's got PMQs where Starmer just has to read out bits from the resignation letters. Then there is the tradition of speeches from resigning ministers. Another humbling for BJ. More resignations maybe?

Its so bleak for him but he will try. He has no shame so will brass this out. But the optics of how bad this will look for the party is off the scale.

Brilliant.
 
Tomorrow will be an absolute shit show. BJ will have to front this up in the HoC. He's got PMQs where Starmer just has to read out bits from the resignation letters. Then there is the tradition of speeches from resigning ministers. Another humbling for BJ. More resignations maybe?

Its so bleak for him but he will try. He has no shame so will brass this out. But the optics of how bad this will look for the party is off the scale.

Brilliant.
Be extra funny if his speech writers resign overnight.
 
Was there any other option? The leader of the opposition wouldn’t use nukes and didn’t look like he bowed for long enough at the cenotaph.
I have real issues with Corbyn - but at the time I concluded that the HoC would keep a lid on his far left / pacifist ideology and he was a safer bet than BJ. I genuinely think the country would be better of with Corbyn as PM now. A much softer brexit or no brexit at all and he would have nationalised some stuff but the majority of Labour MPs would have blocked him going to far. In fact it would have come to a head and we'd be in a similar space now.
 
I have real issues with Corbyn - but at the time I concluded that the HoC would keep a lid on his far left / pacifist ideology and he was a safer bet than BJ. I genuinely think the country would be better of with Corbyn as PM now. A much softer brexit or no brexit at all and he would have nationalised some stuff but the majority of Labour MPs would have blocked him going to far. In fact it would have come to a head and we'd be in a similar space now.
I’m by no means a Corbynite. He is a man of principle though. Whatever he believes in, he isn‘t ashamed of it and backs it.

He wouldn’t have been able to pass any “far left” policies. That was always a media ploy to undermine him.

Therefore we got a PM who doesn’t give a shit about anything other than his ego.

Brexit? Done.
International Law? Annoying, so fuck it.
Details? Huh?
croynism? The more the merrier.
 

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