Wayne Rooney - new manager at DC United (P55)

[Mid Wales blue]

Ermmm, Rug head manager of DC Unite, ermmm, WTF, ermmm.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

This is great news, it now appears that having a criminal record is no longer a barrier to getting a US work visa.

As far as I know, despite reports to the contrary, having a criminal record doesn't necessarily prevent anyone from travelling to the USA. Think it's down to their discretion when you apply for the visa. That said I would have stopped the granny shagger from entering just on the basis of him being a twat

 

[jimharri]

I'm assuming that they're applying for a legal change of name now. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I give you.....

"Wayne Rooney's DC United".

 

[richardtheref]

Wonder what the Derby fans make of this. He said this was in no way a backward step in his managerial career.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Hes going to be drinking out of those little red cups at a party in no time. Brad I'm totally wasted dude, got any digits for some local grandmas?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Hes going to walk into Wendy's and ask for Wendy

 

[better dead than red]

Hes going to be drinking out of those little red cups at a party in no time. Brad I'm totally wasted dude, got any digits for some local grandmas?

The team's new stadium is in a "redeveloped" area. It isn't the ghetto anymore but about two streets over it still is. Lots of overpriced flats and condominiums along with "trendy" restaurants. The young women who live in this area are mostly vapid and self concerned. It will be likely if he lives in the area and goes out on the pull his name won't carry much weight with the under 40 crowd much less the twenty somethings.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

The team's new stadium is a "redeveloped" area. It isn't the ghetto anymore but about two streets over it still is. Lots of overpriced flats and condominiums along with "trendy" restaurants. The young women who live in this area are mostly vapid and self concerned. It will be likely if he lives in the area and goes our on the pull his name won't carry much weight with the under 40 crowd much less s twenty something.

Thats fine by Wayne, I think he likes the older crowd anyway

 

[mat]

Colleen been tipped off she's getting a big court bill so she's packed him off there to earn the cash.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Is DC United a walking football team ?

 

[jamesha]

DC United fans plan welcome for their new manager

 

[eyalluvitt]

 

[mat]

"What attracted you to the Job Mr Rooney?"

 

[LongsightM13]

He's no longer balding as he's had a Brillo Pad stuck to his head.

Transplanted pubes.
He is essentially wearing a merkin as a hat

 

[better dead than red]

Transplanted pubes.
He is essentially wearing a merkin as a hat

My retirement job.

 

[LongsightM13]

My retirement job.

Love that they’re selling fanny wigs made of cat hair and then sign off with ‘No weirdos’

 

[better dead than red]

Love that they’re selling fanny wigs made of cat hair and then sign off with ‘No weirdos’

I like that he "custom fits" them, the dirty bugger.

 

[better dead than red]

Found this in rhe BBC Football Gossip.

Wayne Rooney's DC United have joined the list of MLS and Premier League clubs interested in signing England forward Jesse Lingard, 29, after his departure from Manchester United. (Marca)

Whoever said they will now known as 'Wayne Rooney's DC United", you sir are mastermind. I am standing and saluting you.

 

[Bantamgaz]

Hope he fails and the world can see him for what he is an overhyped coach

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Thinking about US soccer, is Herman Munster still there? Have they got wise to him yet?