Wayne Rooney - new manager at DC United (P55)

Sly sports has done a piece on "Rooney, Derby and injuries".
Injuries? Not once did it mention his brewers droop that kept him out of action
 
Don't think shrek is having a very good couple of weeks....its come to light he injured one of his own players in training putting the lad out for 3 months..only got 9 registered players...what a knob
 
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Sly sports has done a piece on "Rooney, Derby and injuries".
Injuries? Not once did it mention his brewers droop that kept him out of action
Paul Stretford looking after his prize asset. I await the sympathetic interview on BBC with Dan Roans tongue up his arse.ught even throw in Colleen to get the full on poor me angle.
 
Don't think shriek is having a very good couple of weeks....its come to light he injured one of his own players in training putting the lad out for 3 months..only got 9 registered players...what a knob
I remember reading somewhere that the Pisscan only wanted to sign players with a below-average iq. That way he could control every aspect of their lives, both on and off the pitch. He liked to portray himself as a kind of father figure to the players and he knew they wouldn't have the intelligence to see past the Ned Flanders act and reveal he was actually more like Josef Stalin.

It makes sense: from Beckscum to Shrek rag players have always been known for being incapable of independent thought.
 
I remember reading somewhere that the Pisscan only wanted to sign players with a below-average iq. That way he could control every aspect of their lives, both on and off the pitch. He liked to portray himself as a kind of father figure to the players and he knew they wouldn't have the intelligence to see past the Ned Flanders act and reveal he was actually more like Josef Stalin.

It makes sense: from Beckscum to Shrek rag players have always been known for being incapable of independent thought.
Joseph Stalin! Love it
 
I remember reading somewhere that the Pisscan only wanted to sign players with a below-average iq. That way he could control every aspect of their lives, both on and off the pitch. He liked to portray himself as a kind of father figure to the players and he knew they wouldn't have the intelligence to see past the Ned Flanders act and reveal he was actually more like Josef Stalin.

It makes sense: from Beckscum to Shrek rag players have always been known for being incapable of independent thought.
That's actually really harsh - no chance Stalin would have claimed they were on the offensive during the Kompany 1-0 game at our gaff in 2012 after barely crossing the halfway line..............
 

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