Welcome Julian Alvarez | Signing confirmed on a five-and-a-half year deal

[Mifred]

Julian Julian
does whatever a spider can
scores a goal from left n right
catches goalie just like flies
look out
here comes julian

Oh dear

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Oh dear

Don’t knock it, it’s a chant that doesn’t mention United or Liverpool for once

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Don’t knock it, it’s a chant that doesn’t mention United or Liverpool for once

Apart from the part about flies.

 

[KS55]

You say those vids can lie, i remember us signing bernardo corradi and the clip they showed on granada reports was of him hitting the cross bar from 6 yards out.

That turned out pretty accurate

Samaras looked ok on vids, but they had speeded them up by a factor of three.

 

[Blueto]

Samaras looked ok on vids, but they had speeded them up by a factor of three.

I've not bothering watching them since I raved about how good Jo looked, scoring with both feet and head. He turned out to be more like Bambi on ice.

 

[bladdered]

Doesn't scan. You need 4 syllables, "Alvarez" only has 3

Fits in perfectly with this bit:
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

 

[Tangled up in blue.]

Fits in perfectly with this bit:
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

I think you're still bladderd mate

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I've not bothering watching them since I raved about how good Jo looked, scoring with both feet and head. He turned out to be more like Bambi on crack

 

[shroom]

Aww, Julian's grandmother is proud of him ...

 

[p.taker]

Seems like he isn't considered good enough yet. Could be the next Patrick Roberts.

could be