Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese
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How did he never get beaten up by one of the staff, players or managers?
Never knew he had a Nottingham accent until relatively recently. Always assumed he had a North East accent. He’s actually from a pretty anodyne Nottinghamshire town called Stapleford, locally known by the delightful name of ‘Stabbo’.Dave Watsons voice has always amazed me, as a kid I always imagined he’d have a real deep grufty tone and pitch.
Can imagine him being a fucking horrible drunk. In vino veritas.Remember as a kid, Swales came into our shop (off licence) in Altrincham, as we were closing up for the night, drunk, demanding a bottle a whiskey.
When my mum refused to serve he and asked him to leave, he verbally abused her and tried to jump the counter. So my mum's partner at the time (a retired Army Sergeant) got him in a headlock and literally threw him out of the door.
He came back next day to apologise with a load of signed City posters and autograph headshots of the players.
His heart was not in the right place at all.Notice the league cup behind him after winning it the year before all down hill after that!
Swales is heart was in the right place but he ruined our club set us back decades..
Yeah pretty much what I’d imagined mate.Never knew he had a Nottingham accent until relatively recently. Always assumed he had a North East accent. He’s actually from a pretty anodyne Nottinghamshire town called Stapleford, locally known by the delightful name of ‘Stabbo’.
Sounds like Simon Jordan’s mentor.His heart was not in the right place at all.
He was a vain, arrogant, egotistical, stupid, insecure **** who completely lacked vision or judgement, possessed zero self-awareness or critical thinking skills and was completely oblivious to his own manifest and profound limitations.
Like many self made men, he made the mistake of thinking thst because he spotted a commercial opportunity at some point in time that gave him a level of commercial success, that it simply followed that he was a good businessman, rather than someone who was in the right place at the right time many years before.
This arrogance, delusion and lack of honest self appraisal are not the hallmarks of someone whose heart was in the right place.
In terms of diminishing City, Jordan talks the talk, but Swales absolutely walked the walk.Sounds like Simon Jordan’s mentor.
The last person who alluded to someone’s membership of that gang cost Manchesters tax payers £3m in damages.Heard he was involved with the Quality Street gang!
Download NordVPN?Not available in Australia, feckin BBC wankers
Was in business with Noel White as White and Swales who sold records, sheet music and instruments then moved into TV rentals. They ended up with 15 shops round South Manchester and Cheshire. Noel White became Chairman of Altrincham, then Liverpool and was a prime mover in the establishment of the Premier League. Both of them ended high up in the FA hierarchy. One big ego trip....Love the shot of him against a wooden wall, fluttering his eyelashes like he was Di asking Will Carling if he was good for a ruck.
All whilst a tiny picture of him got lost in the background.
Didn't realise PJS had record shops, what normal person would buy from him rather than Woolworths?
I suspect Steve Coogan is indebted to the ol' Brillo pad head!
I wonder if he had his own gate?.I wonder which game was close to selling out 3 weeks out. Whichever it was, I expect the declared attendance was 23,000
Not sure if he was joking at the time but Paul Power told me he did.I wonder if he had his own gate?.