West Ham United (A) | Sun 7th Aug | Post Match Thread

Haaland cocking

Some views on the game. We missing game flow as we use to have at the moments during last season , creating chance after chance , with this of a kind Haaland and Alvarez that would be devastating.

Grealsih poor preformance, but in his defence , he had nobody up , left or nearby him,. Cancelo was too much inside.

Gundogan .... he ruin the game
Also we have a lot of possesion and defence stability with inside fullbacks, but with that kind of play we are toothless on the wide , there is like no danger from the flanks on the opp. Goal. Pep have to figure that out , did we have like 2 crosses today?
 
Not at our fluent best, but a very professional performance by City today in a tricky game. We saw today why City bought Haaland, his pace, power and movement is top quality. That second goal was a thing of beauty, I think we maybe seeing quite a few assists for Kdb this season with a clinical finish. from Erling.
 
You could have had a hatrick today?
“Yeah there was a moment after I went off with Gundogan, so yeah it’s abit shit”
Hahahahaha
(Words to that affect)
 
I thought our passing in the final 3rd wasn't at our usual level. Once we are on blob we will be amazing. 3 points, rags getting beat dippers dropping points and now we have a penalty taker.
it's Saul Goodman.
 
What a team you have. A joy to watch. I’ve said it before, but you are a bunch of lucky, lucky, jammy, spawny, utterly fortuitous cunts. And I am happy you are, bastards. No I am. I couldn’t believe some of the borderline panic on the thread, I must have a different telly because you fucking bossed it from first to last. I said you were playing within yourselves, but it was enough, you stepped up without hitting top gear and still looked brilliant.

Anyway, Haaland.

This is the song you dozy cunts.


To the tune of My Favourite Things.


Young Erling Haaland
Now plays for Man City
He’s got blond hair
And his footwork is nifty

Scoring us hatricks
And making us sing
These are a few of
our favourite things

What a great run

Cracking goal son

Dippers in despair

The Rags on a high ledge
about to jump off
And nobody fu…….king cares
 
Actually fairly predictable in the circumstances.

Hot weather dictated pace and favoured City.

West Ham keep it very tight so it needed someone clincal and qucik to break the deadlock.

Dear Premier League, welcome to Erling Haaland.

A few bits of irritating slopiness and players really should make sure they keep away from Rice, who I'd make a huge late bid for if Bernie goes but hopefully we won't let him go.
 
Erling Haaland's Premier League Debut by numbers : 91% pass accuracy 21 passes completed 5 shots 2 shots on target 2 goals 1 penalty won More to come...
 
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