BlueHammer85
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2nd place! well done @southamptonblue
does help when you don't get the 'what a load of sh*t 1/10' reviews
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The Album Review Club - Week #120 - (page 1413) - The Lexicon of Love - ABC
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2nd place! well done @southamptonblue
does help when you don't get the 'what a load of sh*t 1/10' reviews
BimboBob
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I've never done one of them...subjected to, yes, but never given one.2nd place! well done @southamptonblue
does help when you don't get the 'what a load of sh*t 1/10' reviews
I've never done one of them...subjected to, yes, but never given one.
Aye, it was a 0 you gave was it not? Rob rounded it up to a 1 so he wouldn't have to figure out how to divide a 0 for his average.
BimboBob
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Have I ever given a 0? Even fucking Rush got some points.Aye, it was a 0 you gave was it not? Rob rounded it up to a 1 so he wouldn't have to figure out how to divide a 0 for his average.
Have I ever given a 0? Even fucking Rush got some points.
Having listened to the soundtrack for my customary three times I have come to this conclusion...
Dire, turgid, bereft of any ideas, this is all I hate about music. Girl sings in kooky voice, man strums a bit sounding forlorn, it's been done before and after far better than this pile of stinking do-dahs. I can't stand Sheeran either but at least his lyrics sort of resonate now and then.
Where's the excitement? The structure? Why is it sung so damn breathlessly? I wanted to sit in a dark corner after torturing myself with this unholy arse of an album and weep.
This is the damning bit, I'd rather listen to Adele banging on about her shit life whilst selling millions of albums then this awful album. If someone gave it to me I'd break it into tiny pieces in front of them.
I also tried the film. Fuck me, dull as ditch water with about as much star quality as one of my shits. I lasted 20 minutes. My missus watched the whole thing and liked it. And some of the songs. Make of that what you will.
A big fat 0/10. Never darken my door again.
Suicidal thoughts over after I spent an enjoyable few hours in the pub and stuck a Talk Talk album on when I got in.
BimboBob
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Erm...
I can't even blame drink as it's grammatically correct.
To be fair...I've since revisited it and I'd still give it a big fat fuck all.
I can't even blame drink as it's grammatically correct.
To be fair...I've since revisited it and I'd still give it a big fat fuck all.
journolud
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Just giving this week’s pick a run through. I think the opening track has been on for the past hour. Or my stream is stuck
southamptonblue
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Out of interest, which album was this......that you ran out to buy Bob? ;)Erm...
I can't even blame drink as it's grammatically correct.
To be fair...I've since revisited it and I'd still give it a big fat fuck all.
BimboBob
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That Irish film soundtrack with its equally dire film attached.Out of interest, which album was this......that you ran out to buy Bob? ;)
FogBlueInSanFran
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I’ll say this for it: the album cover is a 10.Just giving this week’s pick a run through. I think the opening track has been on for the past hour. Or my stream is stuck
Or an F5, rather.