United Thread - 2022/23

[standupifyouhatemanu]

This is why everyone should have wanted a Dipper win and an Arsenal win. They are now high in confidence and although I doubt they’ll be challenging for top spot are now very much challenging top 4, over a season we’ll sort both the scousers and the Cockneys out without any rag help.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Seen that performance a million times under Ole v us , 10 behind the ball, foul and dive with impunity, launch it long to an offside Roachford who knocks in a deflected goal off the defenders ankle to beat the keeper

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I wonder when Ten Bob will actually play his style of football cos Ive only seen it when the scum lose.

 

[waspish]

Keegan in the Mail saying the Glazers have put a price on the rags of £3.75Bn which might attract Dubai sovereign wealth fund investors.
How would the WhatsApp twats spin that, I wonder?

Not a chance glazer will sell for that it be 5b

 

[mat]

15 mins of high press then counter attack the whole rest of the game. Look familiar?
Oles back surely?
St Marcus of Wythenshawe with his usual Lindford Christie impression followed by smash it as hard as you can x 2.
If you needed a reminder of why you should hate these vile cunts check out their social media wankfests with the unbearably smug twats thinking they're going to win the league.
The only plus is Arsenal fans have been handed a dose of reality after playing 5 relegation candidates in a row especially that Piers Morgan ****. No doubt still gloating they're top of the league after 6 games the unbearable twat.

Is it Ole Ball or a Taggart template?

 

[paulchapo]

Thing is, the only dipper fans i know are from stockport who support liverpool because of there 80s hay day. They are totally irrelevant.
But rags come out of the wood work like nothings else and they surround you.

2 weeks ago they were all county fans because prem football is ruined. Now they are all ‘big reds’ again.

They were fucking unbearable on that tram and it was only two stops!

 

[solley attwell]

Not a chance glazer will sell for that it be 5b

Especially now the Rags price has gone up

 

[freshie]

Is there a collective noun for a group of pissflaps?

Rags

 

[mancityvstoke]

Thing is, the only dipper fans i know are from stockport who support liverpool because of there 80s hay day. They are totally irrelevant.
But rags come out of the wood work like nothings else and they surround you.

2 weeks ago they were all county fans because prem football is ruined. Now they are all ‘big reds’ again.

Wigan fans same

 

[117 M34]

Keegan in the Mail saying the Glazers have put a price on the rags of £3.75Bn which might attract Dubai sovereign wealth fund investors.
How would the WhatsApp twats spin that, I wonder?

3.75b leveraged buy out would be fun

 

[Bluearmy]

Rags

You miss wrote C*nts

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Not up to date on the thread but I assume the protests have been maintained on mass even though they have spent a lot in transfers & wages and they have had an up turn in form?

What do you mean no.............!?!

 

[Bantamgaz]

Not up to date on the thread but I assume the protests have been maintained on mass even though they have spent a lot in transfers & wages and they have had an up turn in form?

What do you mean no.............!?!

The fickle twats have forgot about the Glazers now ........... any decent fan base worth its salt would be mass protesting regardless of the results but not these bastards .......... that’s why the like of Neville etc are nothing but jokers ......... any mention of the Glazers from him since they started winning ????? Nope fooking nothing at all

 

[waspish]

Premier League Financial Forecast 2022 | Off The Pitch

offthepitch.com

Just a few snippets


From the rags forecast


£117 MILLION LOSS BEFORE TAXES
In comparison to 2016/17, when the club recorded almost the same top line, Man Utd’s wages have risen £120 million, player amor- tisations have increased by £30 million, and net interest charges are estimated to leap to £39 million - almost £15 million higher than in 2016/17.
The small profits from player sales coming mainly from Daniel James are set to yield £18.7 million - nowhere near sufficient to offset the staggering operating losses. So we estimate Man Utd will be presenting a £117 million loss before taxes - a record-high figure.

 

[Bald fraud]

Keegan in the Mail saying the Glazers have put a price on the rags of £3.75Bn which might attract Dubai sovereign wealth fund investors.
How would the WhatsApp twats spin that, I wonder?

Pathetic fuckin weasel just writing what he wants to happen

 

[Protein Junkie]

Not a chance glazer will sell for that it be 5b

To true measure of the Rags success is to monitor the sales and therefore price of
* Zebra Pants
* Gold and Green scarves.
* Ajax players

 

[DJ_Markstar]

OK I'm all recovered from that pathetic loss, I've decided to go get myself a Man City scarf to use twice a year, next use is 2nd October.

 

[DJ_Markstar]

Certainly easier on the eye but without the cutting edge that you need in such games. Also thought that Arsenal looked susceptible up the gut, with players from that lot constantly left unattended in the middle of the park and others left free to run behind.

Depends exactly what you mean by 'cutting edge', we actually missed a boatload of chances. We ripped them apart for 70 minutes but refuse to pull the trigger at times, very frustrating. Also had higher xG than them despite the scoreline.

 

[Gabriel]

Depends exactly what you mean by 'cutting edge', we actually missed a boatload of chances. We ripped them apart for 70 minutes but refuse to pull the trigger at times, very frustrating. Also had higher xG than them despite the scoreline.

Rather like us at times.We can have all the possession imaginable, but unless somebody is capable of putting the ball in the net, it’s pretty meaningless. I actually think that Arsenal will finish comfortably in the top four, but you will come away from a number of games scratching your head wondering how you’ve drawn or even worse lost a match.

 

[SebastianBlue]