Xmas dinner

[mancityvstoke]

Meat or swan?

swan suicide

 

[mexico1970]

Mam bought this once for a Xmas buffet and almost cleared the room when the tin was opened.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Mam bought this once for a Xmas buffet and almost cleared the room when the tin was opened.

wtf

 

[mexico1970]

wtf

It squelched when it came out and smelled as bad as it looked mate.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Mam bought this once for a Xmas buffet and almost cleared the room when the tin was opened.

Fucking Hell that’s disgusting

 

[Scottyboi]

Mam bought this once for a Xmas buffet and almost cleared the room when the tin was opened.

Did you slip it one?

 

[mancityvstoke]

Did you slip it one?

A "mate of mine" wanked into a dead chicken once on holiday in shared accom. The other lads later cooked it oblivious. Mate was pissing himself as they ate it.

sick blues on tour

 

[mexico1970]

Did you slip it one?

It touched the plate and went straight into the bin, never had the chance mate ;)

 

[Scottyboi]

A "mate of mine" wanked into a dead chicken once on holiday in shared accom. The other lads later cooked it oblivious. Mate was pissing himself as they ate it.

sick blues on tour

This chicken salty as fuck.

 

[bakerdave76]

dosa express withington,a couple in the Orion pub round the corner,couple of Dosa's and starters, been the last 4yrats top notch.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Not the little mill

In Rowarth?

 

[grant1977]

Monkfish from M and S for us

 

[mancityvstoke]

In Rowarth?

Yeah.....had Christmas dinner there with work years ago....was cold.

Waiting forever .....should have gone Christmas after.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Yeah.....had Christmas dinner there with work years ago....was cold.

Waiting forever .....should have gone Christmas after.

Probably 20 years ago when I was last there. I had pheasant, tough as old boots.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Probably 20 years ago when I was last there. I had pheasant, tough as old boots.

pheasant plucker

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

You will be surprised lovely , physio starts day one , put in the work and you can quickly get your movement back , it is hard work but well worth it x

Talk about 'get a room'... Well you can get a big room in a old folks home soon where you'll both be able to reminisce about your best accidents and ailments, lol...... ; )

 

[Gray]

Do your own - far cheaper and guaranteed to be ready on time and piping hot.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

And squirrel.

Not a red one, obviously.

I bet you basted it in man fat first, ya dirty shire bastard; )

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Mam bought this once for a Xmas buffet and almost cleared the room when the tin was opened.

Is that an original Fleshlight?

 

[snorky]

I bet you basted it in man fat first, ya dirty shire bastard; )

I shagged a rag and I liked it :)