Xmas dinner

[kaz7]

And squirrel.

Not a red one, obviously.

You and merlin both , he has killed and eaten a few , made himself very sick !

 

[andyhinch]

Talk about 'get a room'... Well you can get a big room in a old folks home soon where you'll both be able to reminisce about your best accidents and ailments, lol...... ; )

Sasha might get jealous ;-)

 

[mancityvstoke]

You and merlin both , he has killed and eaten a few , made himself very sick !

I worked with horses for a few years down in Warwick and the feral cats there used to leave me dead rats as pressies

The weird pussy fuckers

 

[kaz7]

I worked with horses for a few years down in Warwick and the feral cats there used to leave me dead rats as pressies

The weird pussy fuckers

I long for the rats , even the pigeons again , he goes for everything big , the mice and small birds are safe but the rest are fair game , at least the last squirrel last week was delivered whole bar the neck punctures , so cute and so annoying he does this , silva didnt or rather couldnt hunt so that was great but these days it is carnage

 

[manimanc]

I think we are having Swan this year.

Loads in the canal in Sale.

I'm thinking of doing it with a compound butter and cherries, just to offset the gameiness.

A Sick Swan?

 

[andyhinch]

A Sick Swan?

That would make my Christmas

 

[Grassland Blue]

And squirrel.

Not a red one, obviously.

I've eaten camel.
(One hump or two, I have no idea!)

 

[Grassland Blue]

With all this talk about squirrels, bats, camels etc.
Has anyone found the positioning of this thread to the previous one a tad ironic?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I shagged a rag and I liked it :)

Did he like it though? ; )

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've eaten camel.
(One hump or two, I have no idea!)

If you ate camel in the middle East it would have most probably been one humped. If you ate camel in the Gobi desert it was probably a two humped variety. I've learnt shit like this from nature programmes.

 

[andyhinch]

If you ate camel in the middle East it would have most probably been one humped. If you ate camel in the Gobi desert it was probably a two humped variety. I've learnt shit like this from nature programmes.

Me likely to be Australia there’s more there.

 

[snorky]

If you ate camel in the middle East it would have most probably been one humped. If you ate camel in the Gobi desert it was probably a two humped variety. I've learnt shit like this from nature programmes.

Fuck off.
You learnt shit like this from humping camels.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

If you ate camel in the middle East it would have most probably been one humped. If you ate camel in the Gobi desert it was probably a two humped variety. I've learnt shit like this from nature programmes.

you et wot?

 

[Saddleworth2]

Mam bought this once for a Xmas buffet and almost cleared the room when the tin was opened.

Now we know where they got the idea for the scene in Alien.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

Mam bought this once for a Xmas buffet and almost cleared the room when the tin was opened.

Sorry but this looks wrong. I’m going back to the mother n laws this year. Instead of buying this or cooking a turkey, they will buy cold sliced from the posh deli in delamere. If I piss her off between now and the 25th, Pot noodle are doing a Xmas flavour limited edition.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

Sorry but this looks wrong. I’m going back to the mother n laws this year. Instead of buying this or cooking a turkey, they will buy cold sliced from the posh deli in delamere. If I piss her off between now and the 25th, Pot noodle are doing a Xmas flavour limited edition.

Sorry that should say Xmas dinner flavour and not the thought of pine trees.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Fuck off.
You learnt shit like this from humping camels.

He certainly knows his Dromedary from his Bactrian.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Fuck off.
You learnt shit like this from humping camels.

That made me laugh, you fuckin' wrong un: )

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Me likely to be Australia there’s more there.

 

[Big Swifty]

He certainly knows his Dromedary from his Bactrian.

''....'called the ships of the desert cos they are full of discharged seamen