Stupid little things that bug you

[Grassland Blue]

Cruising steadily up to traffic lights or other hazard and some fuckwit decides they will be smart and jump into the lane you are in.
C*nts.

 

[Big Swifty]

Whenever you go into a shop/supermarket, there's silly Christmas songs blaring out from early November onwards.
I particularly hate "Santa Claus is coming to town", "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" and that dreary Paul McCartney thing about Simply Having Wonderful christmas Time.

 

[Big Swifty]

Commentators/pundits that can't recognise when a corner or free-kick is hit deliberately low or to the near post looking for a flick on. 'It was a poor corner'. No, it just didn't quite work, like the vast majority of corners.

Well, if it didn't work, it was a poorcorner. The ones that annoy me are the corners that sail over everyone's head ang go into touch on the other sde, or out for a goal-kick. All the big defenders have run 70 yrads to get into the box, and then have to trudge back again, because some duffer can't land a corner kick into the 18-yard box.

 

[Big Swifty]

Cruising steadily up to traffic lights or other hazard and some fuckwit decides they will be smart and jump into the lane you are in.
C*nts.

And when you're in loads of time, all the lights are green. When you are on the last minute, all the buggers are red.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Okay, i’m back……,

Children’s FREE games Apps which you upload onto your phone.
Then when the child is all excited, you and child have to sit through 2 x 30 second adverts of other games and finally it then tells you it’s free once you input your card details and you cancel within a certain time otherwise it’s £7.49 per mth.

You put something slightly heavy on my front passenger seat, bag/case of beers for example and 2 minutes down the road the car goes fucking mental…..like fuckin sirens and dashboard flashing!!!!! Shit myself.
Daft **** car thinks someones sat there and not wearing the seatbelt!!!!!!!

My 6 year old obsessed with scary films she’s not allowed to watch and constantly asking questions about them, Chucky, Pennywise, Stranger Things, Smiler (not heard of this) and this week it’s The Lost Boys - now banned from watching youtube with her older cousin!

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Motorist who drive in heavy rain or fog without using their headlights, or even sidelights!

 

[doots]

Motorist who drive in heavy rain or fog without using their headlights, or even sidelights!

Unfortunately the stupid design of the modern motor car has made this more common.
The interior lighting on the dash/instrument panel will be lit up and often makes the driver think his(or her) exterior lights are on.
But there's also dumb fucks out there too :-)

 

[BrianW]

Paying-in machines at the bank that don't work (and haven't worked for at least a week) leaving me with no alternative but to queue up behind some dozy woman who has forgotten her PIN and needs to draw out £500 and has to spend forever proving who she is and sorting it out before I can pay in one cheque, which takes about 10 seconds when I actually get there.

 

[Kippaxpete]

People who have a dog, take them for a walk, let dog shit on pavement and don’t clear it up.

Almost as bad (but far more baffling), the lazy, selfish twats who bag up their dog's turd but then hang it on a branch! Do they think the local council employs someone to collect bags of dogshit from tree branches?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Paying-in machines at the bank that don't work (and haven't worked for at least a week) leaving me with no alternative but to queue up behind some dozy woman who has forgotten her PIN and needs to draw out £500 and has to spend forever proving who she is and sorting it out before I can pay in one cheque, which takes about 10 seconds when I actually get there.

Could you not post your cheque to the branch. I have been doing this for years but I don't know if your bank supports this, (it probably does though).

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?

 

[Barcon]

Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?

Progress mate. Once upon a time the sign would have said, “Shitter“.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I hate all christmas songs, Its the same turgid rendition I have listened to for over fifty years. I enjoyed the song when they first featured in the hit parade pop pickers but Slade / Band Aid, Kirsty McColl, etc for the past 30 to 50 years does my head in.
And don’t get me started in Mariah Carey or that Santa baby song, they can all fuck off.

Yes , I know, I resemble the Grinch.

'A very merry Christmas'....

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?

Well, it is where a lot of people go for a rest when they’re in work.

I have a lie down in Trap 3 sometimes.

People calling work loos or public toilets the ‘bathroom’ do my head in n’all. Is there a bath in there, is there?!

 

[RiversideBlue]

The fact that out next game being the Dippers means that I have to look at their bloody badge every time I go on to Blue moon, and will have to do so for another 3 weeks.!!!!

 

[Slipper One]

People asking me all the time where I am from.

I tell them the town, but they reply, "No, where are you really from?"

"Oh, England", I will reply.


Actually, I don't give a toss, a perfectly normal question............but when they ask, "Are you from Australia?"

Well, that's a step too far!!!!!

 

[Blue Mist]

People asking me all the time where I am from.

I tell them the town, but they reply, "No, where are you really from?"

"Oh, England", I will reply.


Actually, I don't give a toss, a perfectly normal question............but when they ask, "Are you from Australia?"

Well, that's a step too far!!!!!

People ask me all the time where I'm from. Usually because I am wandering around dribbling, they then have the sense to look at my name tag and ring Mrs Mist to collect me.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Almost as bad (but far more baffling), the lazy, selfish twats who bag up their dog's turd but then hang it on a branch! Do they think the local council employs someone to collect bags of dogshit from tree branches?

It’s fuckin bizarre mate, I’ve racked my brain thinking of any possible reasoning in the past, in the end I filed it in the same section as people who clog up supermarket car parks so they can get a space near the door ie (and similar to you)‘bone idle fuckers’.

 

[idahoblues]

Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?

Maybe it'll confuse the chavs enough not to destroy it within a month of opening

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?

You wouldn't want to "rest" in there, after I've been in, for at least 10 minutes.

I don't remember eating a dead rat in the last few days