How well do you know your neighbours/neighbourhood ?

My neighbour is a very nice old lady, a widower who unfortunately has no family. She seems a bit lazy. Fair enough she’s 95 but the lazy cow hasn’t brought in her milk off the step for weeks. She can’t even be arsed to collect her mail which is piled up in her letter box. In fact, her bedroom light has been on for the past 3 weeks. Lazy cow.
 
BuryBlue1977 said:
My neighbour is a very nice old lady, a widower who unfortunately has no family. She seems a bit lazy. Fair enough she’s 95 but the lazy cow hasn’t brought in her milk off the step for weeks. She can’t even be arsed to collect her mail which is piled up in her letter box. In fact, her bedroom light has been on for the past 3 weeks. Lazy cow.
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I lived in my last place for four years and knew all my neighbours. We all shared a communal garden between eight flats and whenever it was sunny we were often all out in the garden sunbathing (even though I was on the first floor everyone’s front doors were on the ground floor).

My next door neighbour was a very beautiful woman and she was dead nice n’all. Her husband was always out working so we’d just sit and chat all day. She’d often invite her mate round who was also fit as fuck and they’d make my dinner for me and we’d sit and eat together outside. They were Romanians.

There was also a sexy woman who lived across the way and - I don’t know if she did this on purpose or not - she’d get undressed in her bedroom with the curtains open… starkers. I swear she knew I was watching, she always seemed to time it for when I was in my spare room doing the ironing. She was Greek.

At my new flat it’s a huge complex of about eight blocks of flats and while we have communal gardens, we also have balconies so I haven’t got to know many of my neighbours yet because when it’s nice I sit on my balcony rather than all sitting together. There are also an array of very nice looking women at these flats.

One who isn’t though is a woman in a facing apartment who asked me to help her move some things in her flat that she couldn’t move on her own, and when I went up she locked the door behind us and took the key out so when I’d finished helping her I couldn’t get out as she’d locked me in. She just laughed and said ‘oh I did that out of habit, I wasn’t really locking you in here with me hahahaha’ I got out sharpish. She also buzzed on for me a few times and left me a note in my post box with her number on saying if I ever fancy doing something with her to give her a ring.

There’s a proper fit Portuguese woman who lives in the flat under her and also another very beautiful women who lives on the other side who stops and chats to me because she has the same kind of dog as my Mam+Dad and we got chatting one day when I was dog sitting for them and was taking the dog out for a walk.

There are about another six proper fit women around the complex of flats n’all. It’s like being at a holiday camp or something. One was out in her skimpy nighty as I was walking past last week and she just giggled at me as the wind blew her nighty up.

I’m sure there are some sound blokes who’ve been neighbours of mine over the years but I can’t recall them!
 
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