Media thread 2022/23

[KPXBLN]

It's not very good, is it? The old short sentences = tension idea laid waste.
He wrote a diary of a season at MU in note form, I saw a page of it and it was even worse!

haha I almost want to see this

 

[MillionMilesAway]

haha I almost want to see this

Really?

Google for Jamie jackson books, and it'll give you A Season in the Red. Mine shows a preview.

A Season in the Red: Managing Man UTD in the Shadow of Sir Alex Ferguson Jamie Jackson - Google Search

 

[dadnlad]

I know sly don't exactly promote CL games to the hilt because they don’t have live coverage, but to have us feature about 20 articles down on the app is a joke, yet the Scallies will get wall to wall exposure tomorrow despite being practically out

every result was on table for the scousers yesterday more so 3=0 and extra time win

 

[Shaggy]

I saw the free excerpt. It was quite dreadful. I feel obliged to allow others to experience it.

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Warning: Do Not Read This if you are prone to violence.

Jesus wept tears of stinging rancid cat piss, what the fuck is that bollocks.

I should have taken your warning more seriously as I have now an urge to go and attack people for no reason.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I saw the free excerpt. It was quite dreadful. I feel obliged to allow others to experience it.

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I can imagine, that when he's reporting on a football game that he's lost interested in, that his mind turns to writing erotica. Can you imagine being sat next to him in the reporters' box when he does that?

The dirty, dirty bastard.

 

[JPAMCR]

I saw the free excerpt. It was quite dreadful. I feel obliged to allow others to experience it.

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Holy Jesus fucking Christ. That’s a pisstake surely? That is SO bad. Wade???? Ugh.

 

[Gazza]

Holy Jesus fucking Christ. That’s a pisstake surely? That is SO bad. Wade???? Ugh.

Is the other guy called Troy?

 

[aguero93:20]

I can imagine, that when he's reporting on a football game that he's lost interested in, that his mind turns to writing erotica. Can you imagine being sat next to him in the reporters' box when he does that?

The dirty, dirty bastard.

Probably not normal erotica either, he's probably fantasising about forcing himself on his hamster.

 

[Tolmie scores]

I know sly don't exactly promote CL games to the hilt because they don’t have live coverage, but to have us feature about 20 articles down on the app is a joke, yet the Scallies will get wall to wall exposure tomorrow despite being practically out

Don't jinx it, they have come back from this sort of thing b4...please not tomorrow!!!

 

[TinFoilHat]

Barca corruption allegedly goes back 17 years.

Awaits WhatsApp wankers linking our boys to it...

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Don't jinx it, they have come back from this sort of thing b4...please not tomorrow!!!

Haha….I’ve got form, I was the prick on the mdt that said no way Arsenal score 3 after Bournemouth went 2 up

 

[aguero93:20]

Haha….I’ve got form, I was the prick on the mdt that said no way Arsenal score 3 after Bournemouth went 2 up

We haven't forgotten.

 

[Citycity!Andy]

He must have had a surplus of full stops from his last venture.

He’s particularly fond of colons. Spends a lot of time there.

 

[jrb]

Another in-depth article about City (v RBL) in the CL tonight in the Daily Mail. With the usual stock picture of Pep looking bemused and confused. C*nts!

Imagine the Rags playing RBL in the CL tonight. How many articles would there be in the Daily United?

 

[Blue Mist]

Another in-depth article about City (v RBL) in the CL tonight in the Daily Mail. With the usual stock picture of Pep looking bemused and confused. C*nts!

Imagine the Rags playing RBL in the CL tonight. How many articles would there be in the Daily United?

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And the one story bigs up RBL. The 152 articles on the rags playing in a second rate cup will all be positive. Not one would say 'could Pellegrini stage a dramatic win'.
Wankers.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Haha….I’ve got form, I was the prick on the mdt that said no way Arsenal score 3 after Bournemouth went 2 up

And us FOC remember saying ‘there’s no way Bournemouth are coming back from 3 nil down‘ many moons ago! We were jinxing it when you were in nappies :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

It's fascinating seeing how UK "sports journalists" twist Peps word's to suit their agenda.

Apparently Pep reckons he's a failure If he doesn't win a CL with city. IIRC his words were the media would label him a failure?

 

[Chris in London]

It's not very good, is it? The old short sentences = tension idea laid waste.
He wrote a diary of a season at MU in note form, I saw a page of it and it was even worse!

I read it.

it was shit.

short sentences.

but not short enough.

 

[LeonardoDaVnci]

Think this through, Our owners are very wealthy, very committed and as it turns out brilliant at building at successful football club. So in terms of all the fans in England we are probably 5% of the total. That means a whapping big 95% are highly resentful, fearful and often hateful. All of us are "journalists" now so it's a dying profession. The ones that remain are micro managed and assessed by the number of clicks they get per article. They all have "go to" stories/subjects for slow news days and virtually anything absolutely anything that is negative about MCFC will deliver the clicks. I think it was Tony Cascarino who blew the gaff on this in an article in the Guardian. There are literally thousands of examples in this thread. Nowadays I never read anything in the MSM about City and would recommend an app like Fotmob for all your footy needs. Just forget about the MSM and enjoy every goal, every win and every trophy even more because they hate us so frickin much...

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[MillionMilesAway]

I read it.

it was shit.

short sentences.

but not short enough.

The sentences were fine.
The words were a problem.