Premier League (midweek) Games 2/3/4 May '23

I was that bored I put Alice's watch a long on for the final 5 mins.
On the half time whistle, 6 times she said "we should be 2 up"
In the chat I asked why and pointed out the shot into de Gea's face that should have been 1-0 to Brighton.
I then added that "City are going to wipe the floor with us" and went to send another message only she put me "on a time out" ha ha ha ha
 
I was that bored I put Alice's watch a long on for the final 5 mins.
On the half time whistle, 6 times she said "we should be 2 up"
In the chat I asked why and pointed out the shot into de Gea's face that should have been 1-0 to Brighton.
I then added that "City are going to wipe the floor with us" and went to send another message only she put me "on a time out" ha ha ha ha
You scoundrel.
 
Was that half any good? Matterpratt and Beanys assistant were bigging united up unbelievably. Pearce actually said it was the best nil nil half he’d seen in his life (and he knows a lot about nils)
 
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Mario

Well Mario, if he is, it must be his right foot, cause his left is fucking hopeless.
 

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