Real Madrid (H) | CL SF 2nd Leg | Post-Match Thread

[the blue panther]

He's a ****. Wouldn't even have let him on the premises wearing a red suit.

Could feel his pain, though!

One of the staff should have thrown a bucketful of water on him.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Perfection.

The greatest opening 45 minutes I have seen from any English side, never mind City.

Even the BBC were getting giddy, they said it was the best performance at the Etihad ever and the best performance by any Guardiola team ever, including Barcelona.

 

[Keeper!]

Breath it in you cnut

 

[Wanderingwolf]

Congratulations City good luck in the final.

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Congratulations City good luck in the final.

Do you think your lot will be up for the Everton game?

 

[sir baconface]

One of the staff should have thrown a bucketful of water fermented skunk piss on him.

Corrected.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Up at 6am still buzzing.

An absolute fucking masterclass. Went to the papershop for a pint of milk like this

 

[eversince 76]

I was confident we would beat Real.
I never ever expected it the way we did.
I still can’t believe it was us. That it was my beloved City, that played this kind of total perfect football. Wow. Just fck wow !!

Gonna watch it again. Without the nerves. Should be even better.

What a team !! So proud !

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Wonder if the press are talking about Pep’s legacy this morning?

 

[the blue panther]

Throughout 2023 we've got better and better. I said a few weeks ago that this was the best "City" I'd ever seen, but we're still improving game by game. In the last 4 games we haven't even been getting goals from Big Earl - 1 in 4 games - but still we're battering everyone. Last night, against Europe's best apparently, we gave a masterclass.

Pep is the God of football. I'm thinking that, by June 11th, he might have cured my Cityitis.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

City have aggregated Leipzig, Bayern and Real 17-3 in the knock out stages of the champions league. Bloody hell.

 

[the blue panther]

Corrected.

I was just thinking of something that might have been on hand, but, yes!

 

[KS55]

What a damn performance...liquid sex.

Better than dry sex, so a friend told me.

 

[bluemystery]

just woke up and feel like I’ve been on a huge night out. What a fucking unbelievable night though.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Sky & BT eat your heart out, this is the how to do post match !

Funny as fuck and great entertainment, even if Evra is such a punchable twat !

Jesus Christ.

 

[adr2.8i]

Win the final and I think my life would then be complete. Not even us could mess that final up surely?? We're different gravy at the moment but who knows on the day hey. So so close now....

 

[chickaroon]

Watching this now, who cheers when Bernie scores the first?

Lescott

 

[Wanderingwolf]

Do you think your lot will be up for the Everton game?

Hopefully as it will be the last home game for a few like Neves & Moutinho, possibly Raul plus our home form has been good.

 

[nmc]

Gram of gear too by the looks of things, fucking prick.

That performance has to be the end of his media career. Made an absolute prick of himself. Oliver Reed would have been proud of that performance.

 

[jimharri]

Apologies if already covered, but has Akanji been given the 3rd goal? Absolute joke that UEFA were putting it down as an own goal at the time, the ball from De Bruyne was going on target, before he flicked it on to the defender. It should definitely be Akanji's goal.

Yeah, he's been given the goal.....