Pitch invasions

[SebastianBlue]

I think I can handle the shame tbh.

Good of you to volunteer to pay for the fine.

 

[CC1]

I don’t agree mate. To me calling a pitch invasion small time is something a United fan would say - not saying you are one. It’s part of who we are.

It’s modern football that doesn’t like it.

But you weren’t even at the match. Plastic fan who just goes so he can say he invaded the pitch. Hilarious

 

[Iassel]

Stewards really make no difference. Total waste of money but the Club at fault nobody else

You think 100 people on minimum wage should be risking their safety to stop a couple of thousand idiots?

 

[unicorn]

Fuck off you bunch of self righteous PC twats. No one died running on a bit of grass celebrating 3 titles in a row.

City! City!

I'm with you mate.

Wouldn't go on myself (big jump from East 3) but good for them.

The idea this means less than previous years in nonsense. Putting United and the feral Scouse in their place still means everything.

 

[BlueMoonday]

I hope they don't bring out the ticket office staff...

 

[Silvas Left Peg]

Let's be honest, they'd slag us off whatever. If the fans didn't invade the pitch, we'd be accused of being jaded by winning.

100% im just saying do we need to give em more by off the pitch (excuse the pun) antics... id rather we kept pissing em off by destroying teams and winning trophies

 

[halfcenturyup]

Good of you to volunteer to pay for the fine.

I think the club can handle the fine.

 

[RayCTID]

After last season's debacle you think we should have learned by now not to tempt fate by invading the pitch.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Fuck off you bunch of self righteous PC twats. No one died running on a bit of grass celebrating 3 titles in a row.

City! City!

“PC” lol.

I’ll be honest, the use of the term “PC” is a bit of a red flag that the person is a bit of a half wit.

 

[Scottyboi]

Hahaha never change bluemoon never change.

 

[Bluemoon230989]

Fuck off you bunch of self righteous PC twats. No one died running on a bit of grass celebrating 3 titles in a row.

City! City!

Says it all.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I think the club can handle the fine.

Oh, so they’re handling the embarrassment, then?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Fuck off you bunch of self righteous PC twats. No one died running on a bit of grass celebrating 3 titles in a row.

City! City!

Peirs Morgan has turned blue.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Fuck off you bunch of self righteous PC twats. No one died running on a bit of grass celebrating 3 titles in a row.

City! City!

Most succinct summation of modern culture I have seen in some time.

 

[Josh_D]

I'm with you mate.

Wouldn't go on myself (big jump from East 3) but good for them.

The idea this means less than previous years in nonsense. Putting United and the feral Scouse in their place still means everything.

I don’t think it means less but as others have mentioned, it’s the pre-planned invasion for their social media likes and engagement that makes it seem unnecessary.

Is it genuine elation or elation because of the number of likes they’ll see later on? Is it the dopamine release from witnessing greatness from the lads who’ve kept at it for months or the dopamine release from the increase in followers?

 

[SWP's back]

No mention of our Centurions in Sky's Notable English Seasons list, nor Leicester, nor Forest.

Well it’s teams that won multiple trophies or went unbeaten.

No one’s calling that Leicester team one of the greatest.

 

[Scottyboi]

Most succinct summation of modern culture I have seen in some time.

Jesus you alright?

 

[SWP's back]

Fuck off you bunch of self righteous PC twats. No one died running on a bit of grass celebrating 3 titles in a row.

City! City!

Don’t hurt your knuckles on the floor as you walk home.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Oh, so they’re handling the embarrassment, then?

I think the club can handle the embarrassment, yes.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I don’t think it means less but as others have mentioned, it’s the pre-planned invasion for their social media likes and engagement that makes it seem unnecessary.

Is it genuine elation or elation because of the number of likes they’ll see later on? Is it the dopamine release from witnessing greatness from the lads who’ve kept at it for months or the dopamine release from the increase in followers?

Based on the evidence, given 90% of the participants were just wondering around with their mobiles up, bumping in to each other, trying to take the perfect TikTok video, then those that refused to get off were having their mates take cringe videos and posed pictures for their Instagram accounts, I’d say the answer is obvious.