United Thread - 2022/23

[TinFoilHat]

are you seriously suggesting that the rags are treated differently than other teams ? :)

It's a controversial take but I'm gonna standby it.

 

[Blueknows]

Its all over Twitter from Rags saying Rooney got banned for swearing so Haaland should be banned for the cup final.

The difference is though, players swear all the time inc at the ref, but Rooney swore directly down a TV camera not after the game in celebrations

That's fine give him a 2 game ban from today ;-)

 

[Grassland Blue]

That's fine give him a 2 game ban from today ;-)

But did Haaland swear?
Or was it some misheard Scandinavian words?

 

[aguero93:20]

They'll never learn.

A million a week at least, plus a private jet and 2 runways built so he can fly home to his sister whenever the mood strikes him.

 

[aguero93:20]

So in chess terms he’s a pawn?

No, a rook

 

[Gray]

A million a week at least, plus a private jet and 2 runways built so he can fly home to his sister whenever the mood strikes him.

He will need a full pitch side medical team for everytime he gets tackled.

 

[glauberbertistossedshirt]

Toe Rag wants Rice. Luke Shaw wants a steak bake, a sausage bean & cheese melt, 3 cream eclairs and 2 caramel custard doughnuts.

 

[give it to gordon]

They'll never learn.

They dont utd arent in Manchester

 

[aguero93:20]

Toe Rag wants Rice. Luke Shaw wants a steak bake, a sausage bean & cheese melt, 3 cream eclairs and 2 caramel custard doughnuts.

Rice is a funny starter.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Rice is a funny starter.

Better than most of the puddings they have had over the years.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Toe Rag wants Rice. Luke Shaw wants a steak bake, a sausage bean & cheese melt, 3 cream eclairs and 2 caramel custard doughnuts.

Nobody tell de Gea.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Not a gamer I take it.

In the old days, on the older video game systems , they hadn’t added joysticks to controllers yet.

Your movement in the game was controlled by 4 little directional buttons. Shaped like that. You could only go forward, back, and side to side. Diagonally as well if you were lucky, but always at a right angle, no curvature to your movements. McKola used the analogy to describe McGuire’s movements on the pitch.

Maybe I was just in the proper niche for that one, but I had a right laugh.

Most of us were in our late thirties at the time you talk of.
Video games passed me by.
I just saw them then, and still do, as vacuous entertainment for the brain dead.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Most of us were in our late thirties at the time you talk of.
Video games passed me by.
I just saw them then, and still do, as vacuous entertainment for the brain dead.

The fun we had with 'Asteroids', 'Galaxians' and 'Pac-man'.....

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Most of us were in our late thirties at the time you talk of.
Video games passed me by.
I just saw them then, and still do, as vacuous entertainment for the brain dead.

 

[bakerdave76]

If Ratcliffe wins the bid expect some extremely dodgy transfer shenanigans between them and Nice

Yes you can..

 

[Semper aggressus]

They'll never learn.

Christ I really hope not. He’ll bring in millions in sponsorship etc and is a great attacker on his day. Really don’t want these shits getting big name stars like this. They should keep Wout Weghorst and be satisfied, that should be their level.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Christ I really hope not. He’ll bring in millions in sponsorship etc and is a great attacker on his day. Really don’t want these shits getting big name stars like this. They should keep Wout Weghorst and be satisfied, that should be their level.

He would be a perfect fit for the rags.
Absoulte wanker.
And a cheating twat.
Yes he's a good player but he will have a negative effect on the changing room.

Win win I say

 

[roach3]

The fun we had with 'Asteroids', 'Galaxians' and 'Pac-man'.....

That could be utds front three next season

 

[stevemacca]

So in chess terms he’s a pawn?

Or a bishop (basher)

 

[hertsblue]

Manchester United's crucial Women's Super League final-day clash against Liverpool on Saturday will be shown live on BBC One.

I bet we are all in shock that the BBC is showing this, mind you what game of theirs is not on Live these days, esp for a club that formed 5 minutes ago