Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

[bennyboy]

Stones,Ake and Grealish should be stick ons.
No problems with Kane in the team.
Rice and Zinchenko a piss take.

 

[aguero93:20]

His team of the year isn't too bad!! Some of the comments a bit odd, as per usual though...

Garth Crooks' Team of the Season: Dias, Akanji, Gundogan, De Bruyne, Haaland - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65740717

Missed our best 2 defenders somehow, the fat toad.

 

[Vienna_70]

Fuck him. He's currying favour because all he's done in the past is dance to whatever tune the rags have been playing. Our boys are not in that line up through choice, I believe the bloated fucker was told to put them in.
Crooks is a rotund, overstuffed blimp of a human being with as much football knowledge as one of Ena Sharples' old hairnets.

I always think he looks like the inflated Mr Big towards the end of 'Live and Let Die,' when Roger Moore shoves that compressed air pellet into his mouth. (Off topic, but that McCartney theme song is brilliant.)

The best Bond theme by a country mile.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Yes, it's not bad BUT he missed out one obvious candidate: John Stones. :-) ;-)

SIX City players though, amazing for the biased, Specsavers needing Crooks.

He'll burn in vat of molten tar for eternity for not putting your Johnny boy in Eccles. The swine!!

 

[nmc]

Stones,Ake and Grealish should be stick ons.
No problems with Kane in the team.
Rice and Zinchenko a piss take.

Zinchenko is in to support the media narrative that Lego Pep has revolutionised football by inventing the inverted full back.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

We must have more than one thread on this idiot but, my search brought up this one.

Anyway, Team of the Week covers midweek games & weekends.

Only our defensive scorer in, No Phil/KDB from Brighton.

It's almost like he thinks FFS I've done nothing apart from stuff my face all week and has a look at the latest newspaper for anyone who scores a goal.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Why does anyone give a fuck what team he picks, he doesn’t even watch the games, the bloated fucktoad …:-)

 

[hertsblue]

Why does anyone give a fuck what team he picks, he doesn’t even watch the games, the bloated fucktoad …:-)

This. if you score your in the team basically.
Said it before, he is a prime example why the license fee needs to be scrapped and BBC reliant on its own funding to get rid of deadwood such as him.

 

[bridgeno1]

What I find bizarre is that Pep hasn't won manager of the month since December 2021!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

What I find bizarre is that Pep hasn't won manager of the month since December 2021!

It's a coping mechanism.