Song/Chant for Ilkay

We had joy we had fun
We’ve got IlKay Gundogen
And the crowd we all roared
For the goals that Ilkay scored

We had joy we had fun
We’ve got Ilkay Gundogen
And all scousers he did teach
Put the Premie league out of reach

We had joy we had fun
We’ve got Ilkay Gundogen
And like seasons that had gone
He made City number one
 
To the tune of spiderman 70s cartoon "Gundogan Gundogan he's the main fucking man on as sub scores 2 times fuck off scousers dry yer eyes look out here comes Gundogan"
 
What’s ace about Gundo’s winner is that many can’t see what he brings to the team (me included) but in his second half cameo none of us will ever forget him.

For a person who seems so humble and unassuming it heartwarming to witness, good guys can also be winners.
 
Hope this is an improvement...

Ain't got nothing but love for
ILKAY GUNDOGAN
Mr Whippy's our hero
ILKAY GUNDOGAN
Gundo Gundo Gundo Gundo
He scores thunderbastards
ILKAY GUNDOGAN

Had a crack myself.

Two goals down, we've fucked it
But here comes Gundogan.
Two goals and we're champions
Ilkay Gundogan.
Gundo Gundo Gundo Gundo
Ain't got nothing but love for
Ilkay Gundogan.
 
After doing those rag cunts for the cup yesterday.. we need something far fucking better than 'made the scousers cry'

This may (or may not) be it.. im still slightly pissed but I thought I'd give it a go. To the tune of (the fittingly german) Boney Ms Ra Ra Rasputin:

"Ilkay Gün-do-ğan, city's German number 8, he's our captain and he bleeds blue and white

Ilkay Gün-do-ğan, hes gonna win the champions league,
He broke the scousers, made united look shite"

 
After doing those rag cunts for the cup yesterday.. we need something far fucking better than 'made the scousers cry'

This may (or may not) be it.. im still slightly pissed but I thought I'd give it a go. To the tune of (the fittingly german) Boney Ms Ra Ra Rasputin:

"Ilkay Gün-do-ğan, city's German number 8, he's our captain and he bleeds blue and white

Ilkay Gün-do-ğan, hes gonna win the champions league,
He broke the scousers, made united look shite"


Ha didn't see this, my mate created a similar chant to the same tune
 
You ain’t nothing but a Gun dog
Scoring all the time
You ain’t nothing but a Gun dog
Scoring all the time

Your two great goals help beat the Rag Shit
And you’ll always be a friend of mine

or

Well you ain’t never broke the habit
And you’ll always be a friend of mine
 
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Weren't the players and a decent crowd section "Gundo's on fire" after the match?
Yes, pretty sure it was on ITV. Think it was Ruben and Rodders (perhaps Eddy) who started it. They shushed the crowd, and most of the players joined in, along with a lot of the crowd

If you have the chance to watch it, it's about 3h 40m - ITV showed the players seemingly starting it and then the camera was turned around towards the crowd. And what good looking charismatic fans we have.

Just imagine being one of them today either at work or school. Don't gloat, be magnaminous, pity them, tell that they lost only by the odd goal, and they had a chance for the first twelve seconds.
 
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That’s what I was thinking too.

Ain’t seen nothing like the GunDog
Scoring all the time.
Nothing like the GunDog
Scoring all the time.
It’s a really great habit
And the guy’s still in his prime.
 
That’s what I was thinking too.

Ain’t seen nothing like the GunDog
Scoring all the time.
Nothing like the GunDog
Scoring all the time.
It’s a really great habit
And the guy’s still in his prime.
When is choir practice? We need something short and easy to remember and repeat. 'Gundo on fire' will be sung by players, fans etc. Remember we have till next Saturday to ace it. However.....
 

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