Cricket Thread

[melrose40yarder]

Fucking awful from our openers got to leave it just like Tavare and Boycs

 

[blueinsa]

It’s not right playing test cricket in this light and rain.

Sorry, not an excuse but fuck me, it’s ridiculous

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

This is stupid why the fuck hasn’t Root said anything about the light ffs

 

[BringBackSwales]

Crawleys mentality fucking stinks. 2 balls before lunch first innings, made it so clear he didn’t want to be out there second in innings. Shit technique, shitter mentality. Just battle away you weak minded **** and don’t expose the better batsmen

 

[DMA's]

Good job we did have the pitches so flat watching this. Fucking embarsssing can’t stand Crawley useless how many chances does he get and duckett can fuck off fishing at one

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

cheating bastards

 

[Gabriel]

Bad review.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

We won’t be scoring anywhere close to 200 if the ball zips about.

 

[blue moony]

Crawleys mentality fucking stinks. 2 balls before lunch first innings, made it so clear he didn’t want to be out there second in innings. Shit technique, shitter mentality. Just battle away you weak minded **** and don’t expose the better batsmen

Not a fan lol

 

[crooky]

Glad that's over...

Only Test Cricket can be that difficult to watch.

 

[Postman Pep]

Crawleys mentality fucking stinks. 2 balls before lunch first innings, made it so clear he didn’t want to be out there second in innings. Shit technique, shitter mentality

Leave it out ffs. New ball top notch pace attack under lights and heavy cloud.
Aussies are cashing in .. just like we would be in similar conditions.

 

[BringBackSwales]

I was told earlier that opening the batting is specialist. As Maureen would say, ours are specialists in failure. I could do better than those two and I am an FOC with shit eyesight and a fucked knee

 

[DMA's]

cheating bastards

Even if we were out there bowling no chance we take that green catch and their batters wouldn’t fish at a wide one like duckett. It was pathetic from England

 

[DMA's]

Leave it out ffs. New ball top notch pace attack under lights and heavy cloud.
Aussies are cashing in .. just like we would be in similar conditions.

How many times has he failed though? It’s always the same with him. Average in the 20’s he is useless

 

[Gabriel]

Difficult for the batting side to get any impetus if play is broken by showers, so advantage, albeit slight, Australia.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Leave it out ffs. New ball top notch pace attack under lights and heavy cloud.
Aussies are cashing in .. just like we would be in similar conditions.

Have a fucking look at Crawleys technique, mentality and his scored. It’s because we are playing a good side that we need good batsmen and strong mentality. Crawley is/has neither, but yes he played like he was shit scared of them. We need runs and stoicism not excuses. Just look at his scores since he got 267 early in his career, which was clearly a blip

 

[BringBackSwales]

Not a fan lol

Lol no. He ain’t good enough pal, the numbers show it

 

[ancoats]

We could all see it happening and it's just bad luck on England's part, the weather, rain, cloud, light, all play a major role and now it's a different game and England will do well to get 150,

the Aussies are now 100% fav to win this test

 

[Dr Jacoby]

We could all see it happening and it's just bad luck on England's part, the weather, rain, cloud, light, all play a major role and now it's a different game and England will do well to get 150,

the Aussies are now 100% fav to win this test

They are if there’s any more play today.

We could really do with persistent rain for the rest of today’s play.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

They are if there’s any more play today.

We could really do with persistent rain for the rest of today’s play.

Already no chance after that downpour