Cricket Thread

[waspish]

NO bazball please, value our wickets and get a score on the board that on a 4th innings wicket they don't fancy getting

Nahh smash them

 

[Cricket Blue]

Right spend today and tomorrow until lunch
blasting it then skittle them.

 

[Gabriel]

what is a good score to give our bowlers a chance, we looked all in and not much left in the tanks plus Moeen's finger,
300 would be nice but plenty of time left in the test match

England might find 300 more than enough if it's turning and Lyon takes 5+, but what state is Ali in to bowl? He had a similar problem in 2017, when England played in Adelaide. He injured his finger beforehand and never took any wickets in that Test.

 

[Gazza]

Nassar Hussain is slowly turning into Mr Burns.

 

[waspish]

Nassar Hussain is slowly turning into Mr Burns.

 

[Gazza]

Fucking hell, it's Nasser.

 

[Claytop]

Anything over 300 I think will give us a good chance.

 

[ancoats]

England might find 300 more than enough if it's turning and Lyon takes 5+, but what state is Ali in to bowl? He had a similar problem in 2017, when England played in Adelaide. He injured his finger beforehand and never took any wickets in that Test.

When you cut the finger and it becomes wide open and it's impossible to grip the ball, you can not use a plaster or tape. So it's all about the bleeding and the pain barrier, I would use super glue ? because when I had a cut on my thumb that needed a stitch really i put some over the cut job done

 

[waspish]

Crawley has to back up that half century with at least another one now

 

[waspish]

Lyon I reckon will get 6/7 wickets on this pitch let’s hope it’s for at least 200

 

[Gabriel]

When you cut the finger and it becomes wide open and it's impossible to grip the ball, you can not use a plaster or tape. So it's all about the bleeding and the pain barrier, I would use super glue ? because when I had a cut on my thumb that needed a stitch really i put some over the cut job done

TMS saying it's more raw skin at the top of his finger as opposed to an open wound. Just glue some sandpaper over it...

 

[pluto]

Crowd., what's with the guy in the pig costume sat with butchers?? And darth vader just led away

 

[ancoats]

TMS saying it's more raw skin at the top of his finger as opposed to an open wound. Just glue some sandpaper over it...

I think it split open that's why he went off, He may not bowl again in this test

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

TMS saying it's more raw skin at the top of his finger as opposed to an open wound. Just glue some sandpaper over it...

Or duck into a bouncer this innings so we can put an actual spinner in the team. No coincidence as soon as pace was on from both ends with no pressure release from some pie chucker getting carted round at 5 an over we skittled them.

 

[crooky]

Think we're okay with losing the remainder of this days play?

Almost a day for England to bat (on day 4) and then a day and a bit for us to get their 10 wickets.

 

[ancoats]

Does the rain change the game and the conditions, maybe it will swing more and spin little

 

[Rory Bluelow]

Crowd., what's with the guy in the pig costume sat with butchers?? And darth vader just led away

Just Stop Pork

 

[willipp]

Think we're okay with losing the remainder of this days play?

No thanks, I’d like to see a bit more.

 

[M18CTID]

TMS saying it's more raw skin at the top of his finger as opposed to an open wound. Just glue some sandpaper over it...

I’m sure Warner will have some sandpaper going spare

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

When you cut the finger and it becomes wide open and it's impossible to grip the ball, you can not use a plaster or tape. So it's all about the bleeding and the pain barrier, I would use super glue ? because when I had a cut on my thumb that needed a stitch really i put some over the cut job done