United Thread - 2023/24

[yeah whatever !!]

85million to go round in circles......bargain

Well he ain't turning corners that's for sure. :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Desperately chasing Mason Mount like a pissed up 18 year in a nightclub at 2am going after anything because all his mates copped off, with much fitter women, two hours ago. Chelsea are going to take them to the cleaners and they’ll need to pay stupid wages, yet again, to a player who’s never going to get them to the next level.

Sounds like the stalker mount is currently testifying in court against. That's not really going to appeal to him to join them.

 

[Nellies left peg]

The rags offering mctominay and Maguire as make weights for the Rice deal. What fuckwit would want either of those two twats anywhere near their first eleven.Oh yes probably David Moyes. Ycmiu

 

[Pontypool Blue]

They are hurting like you wouldn't believe :)
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Ha ha ha - take it take it take it!

 

[Pontypool Blue]

He intervened to save his baby sister who was about to be adbducted into slavery by a bunch of hairy shouldered men with strange accents.

Richard Keys and associates?

 

[Blue Mist]

The rags offering mctominay and Maguire as make weights for the Rice deal. What fuckwit would want either of those two twats anywhere near their first eleven.Oh yes probably David Moyes. Ycmiu

Arsenal offered 85 million for Rice. The rags have offered 85 million plus Maguire and McTominay.
Arsenal are currently favourites to sign him.

 

[KentBlue]

What fuckwit would want either of those two twats anywhere near their first eleven

Steve Bruce said 'Hi.'

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

It's mentioned in Wikipedia with a citation to prove it.

Yes, any Tom, Dick or Harry can write on there, but it's backed up with a reliable source.

"He was appointed Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE) in 1970. Stein would have been knighted instead if not for an infamous Intercontinental Cup final match against Racing Club where four Celtic players were sent off."

Football: Jock Stein denied knighthood over Celtic dismissals

It has been revealed that Jock Stein was denied a knighthood after his Celtic players became involved in a brawl with Argentinean side Racing Club.

www.theguardian.com

The article also mentioned a posthumous knighthood petition. Royal honours are only given if the recipient is still alive, while an exception is made if it's for an act of bravery.

When the recipient dies, the honour(s) expire with them.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

They are hurting like you wouldn't believe :)
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Was that a quote from the FA Cup final?

 

[give it to gordon]

Arsenal offered 85 million for Rice. The rags have offered 85 million plus Maguire and McTominay.
Arsenal are currently favourites to sign him.

Would be a better deal if the rags just paid arsenal 85 million to take Maguire and McTominay

 

[RodneyRodney]

Would be a better deal if the rags just paid arsenal 85 million to take Maguire and McTominay

 

[KentBlue]

If Arteta even entertains the thought of signing them two then he's an absolute numbskull. I was beginning to dislike the man anyway because of his negative approach (fall over, demand a penalty, time-waste, signal for a stretcher etc). But if he puts them two into his squad he's a bigger cretin than I ever imagined him to be.

 

[TinFoilHat]

If Arteta even entertains the thought of signing them two then he's an absolute numbskull. I was beginning to dislike the man anyway because of his negative approach (fall over, demand a penalty, time-waste, signal for a stretcher etc). But if he puts them two into his squad he's a bigger cretin than I ever imagined him to be.

He won't.

We'll sell him a couple of ours again to pacify him.

 

[deegee33]

85million to go round in circles......bargain

Ushited 6.5 billion to keep turning corners.

It's teamwork that makes the dream work.
It's in the DNA.

 

[Winchester]

Was down at the Hospital yesterday
Finished my Appt and coming out
I had my City Shirt on btw
And 2 pillars of rag persuasion walk past me
One shouts
" oh mate you have **** on you"
To which I replied
" Not half as much as you on your shirt and it's turned Yellow( Team viewer goalie shirt??) Sort it out with that debt"
He ambled on with his pal towards the entrance
Where upon one of the Security Staff
Told him to cut it out or he wouldn't be seen and wasn't coming in
Typical Ape Rag behaviour as usual
How did they evolve??

 

[old blue]

Ushited 6.5 billion to keep turning corners.

It's teamwork that makes the dream work.
It's in the DNA.

DNA - Dirty Nited Animals

 

[A590 blues]

Good afternoon all and a new season upon us.
So i will ask again...have United had any punishment whatsoever for having the game against the dippers postponed due to a riot that was backed by SSN

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Ushited 6.5 billion to keep turning corners.

It's teamwork that makes the dream work.
It's in the DNA.

Three left turns on repeat

 

[Vienna_70]

Obviously I hope the Glazers stay, but another delicious possibility is that this whole thing runs all summer and completely ruins their transfer window. After all, do owners typically invest a load of money in players if they're selling the club anyway? I'd love to see a saga that runs all summer leaving them having to rush through a load of hastily put together last-minute signings.

I’d love to see this saga run on all summer, leaving them no time to rush through any signings.

 

[Ghandi's Flip Flops]

The rags offering mctominay and Maguire as make weights for the Rice deal. What fuckwit would want either of those two twats anywhere near their first eleven.Oh yes probably David Moyes. Ycmiu

Some planks on the caf reckon McT + £60mil should do the trick or offload McT for £40mil.
As someone pointed out to them, the sale of Beckham to Real circa 2003 for £25mil is still their 4th highest player sale.