United Thread - 2023/24

[horlock_was_super]

Having a lovely week in Albufeira. Apart from Irish kids not seen a single rag shirt. Lots of that Gaelic shirt shite though a few Irish dippers too. Geordies all letting on and wanting to chat and very complimentary about the treble. Not a single derogatory remark from any other fans. The two hours in the Pink car park and the Ataturk shambles seem all worthwhile now!

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Wait till the end :-)

Pisshead on whiskey and this guy knew the future.

 

[Bill the Blue]

The biggest and best club in the world up for sale..

You'd have thought they'd be snapped up immediately..

What a fkin shit show, the Glazer's squabbling around, insisting on bid after bid, final round of bidding before the final around of bidding..

The Ineos guy versus some middle east guy bouncing off each other whilst the Glazer clan rip the arse out of their festering club in the meantime..

What an absolute embarrassment, you wouldn't know it though as the media are fkin nowhere to be seen with regards to reporting on the clusterfuck of events..

Doesn't that sum the media shithouses up to a tee..

The rags I know are uber silent..

No more gobbing off, laughing and pointing at my club..

Last won the PL over a decade ago, won fuck all of note since.

Spent more than us employed more managers than us in the last decade and are going absolutely nowhere..

Whoring themselves around now, pleading for the sheikh to buy them after calling us to fcuk for years..

We've ripped down their pathetic banner, beat them home and away regularly, beat them in the cup final after scoring the fastest goal of all the time in the final, surpassed their treble by winning the pure treble of actually being PL champions rather than runners up when winning the CL and guess what, my club have now been recognized as the biggest club in world football..

They have been caught up and surpassed..

It's fkin brilliant that the pisscan is still around to absorb what's gone on..

Scummy club, scummy fans, shit stadium, massively in debt and about to be carved up by whoever coughs up to buy them..

To sum up to any lurking rags, get this, you're nothing fkin special no matter how much smoke the media blow up your arse..!

 

[manimanc]

'Mount 'impasse' forces Man Utd to focus on other targets'

Mason Mount: Manchester United to focus on other targets after Chelsea reject third bid of £55m for midfielder

Manchester United are prepared to turn to other targets after Chelsea rejected a third bid for Mason Mount; offer worth £55m turned down after first two bids rejected; Man Utd retain an interest in Brighton midfielder Moises Caicedo

www.skysports.com

What the fuck is this shit now?

I don't even think snide sports know what the funk it is.

The ministry of lies spinning their yarns again.

 

[Gesario]

The biggest and best club in the world up for sale..

You'd have thought they'd be snapped up immediately..

What a fkin shit show, the Glazer's squabbling around, insisting on bid after bid, final round of bidding before the final around of bidding..

The Ineos guy versus some middle east guy bouncing off each other whilst the Glazer clan rip the arse out of their festering club in the meantime..

What an absolute embarrassment, you wouldn't know it though as the media are fkin nowhere to be seen with regards to reporting on the clusterfuck of events..

Doesn't that sum the media shithouses up to a tee..

The rags I know are uber silent..

No more gobbing off, laughing and pointing at my club..

Last won the PL over a decade ago, won fuck all of note since.

Spent more than us employed more managers than us in the last decade and are going absolutely nowhere..

Whoring themselves around now, pleading for the sheikh to buy them after calling us to fcuk for years..

We've ripped down their pathetic banner, beat them home and away regularly, beat them in the cup final after scoring the fastest goal of all the time in the final, surpassed their treble by winning the pure treble of actually being PL champions rather than runners up when winning the CL and guess what, my club have now been recognized as the biggest club in world football..

They have been caught up and surpassed..

It's fkin brilliant that the pisscan is still around to absorb what's gone on..

Scummy club, scummy fans, shit stadium, massively in debt and about to be carved up by whoever coughs up to buy them..

To sum up to any lurking rags, get this, you're nothing fkin special no matter how much smoke the media blow up your arse..!

Have to say that’s brilliant Bravo sir

 

[salford blue 62]

The biggest and best club in the world up for sale..

You'd have thought they'd be snapped up immediately..

What a fkin shit show, the Glazer's squabbling around, insisting on bid after bid, final round of bidding before the final around of bidding..

The Ineos guy versus some middle east guy bouncing off each other whilst the Glazer clan rip the arse out of their festering club in the meantime..

What an absolute embarrassment, you wouldn't know it though as the media are fkin nowhere to be seen with regards to reporting on the clusterfuck of events..

Doesn't that sum the media shithouses up to a tee..

The rags I know are uber silent..

No more gobbing off, laughing and pointing at my club..

Last won the PL over a decade ago, won fuck all of note since.

Spent more than us employed more managers than us in the last decade and are going absolutely nowhere..

Whoring themselves around now, pleading for the sheikh to buy them after calling us to fcuk for years..

We've ripped down their pathetic banner, beat them home and away regularly, beat them in the cup final after scoring the fastest goal of all the time in the final, surpassed their treble by winning the pure treble of actually being PL champions rather than runners up when winning the CL and guess what, my club have now been recognized as the biggest club in world football..

They have been caught up and surpassed..

It's fkin brilliant that the pisscan is still around to absorb what's gone on..

Scummy club, scummy fans, shit stadium, massively in debt and about to be carved up by whoever coughs up to buy them..

To sum up to any lurking rags, get this, you're nothing fkin special no matter how much smoke the media blow up your arse..!

That summary made my night mate

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The biggest and best club in the world up for sale..

You'd have thought they'd be snapped up immediately..

What a fkin shit show, the Glazer's squabbling around, insisting on bid after bid, final round of bidding before the final around of bidding..

The Ineos guy versus some middle east guy bouncing off each other whilst the Glazer clan rip the arse out of their festering club in the meantime..

What an absolute embarrassment, you wouldn't know it though as the media are fkin nowhere to be seen with regards to reporting on the clusterfuck of events..

Doesn't that sum the media shithouses up to a tee..

The rags I know are uber silent..

No more gobbing off, laughing and pointing at my club..

Last won the PL over a decade ago, won fuck all of note since.

Spent more than us employed more managers than us in the last decade and are going absolutely nowhere..

Whoring themselves around now, pleading for the sheikh to buy them after calling us to fcuk for years..

We've ripped down their pathetic banner, beat them home and away regularly, beat them in the cup final after scoring the fastest goal of all the time in the final, surpassed their treble by winning the pure treble of actually being PL champions rather than runners up when winning the CL and guess what, my club have now been recognized as the biggest club in world football..

They have been caught up and surpassed..

It's fkin brilliant that the pisscan is still around to absorb what's gone on..

Scummy club, scummy fans, shit stadium, massively in debt and about to be carved up by whoever coughs up to buy them..

To sum up to any lurking rags, get this, you're nothing fkin special no matter how much smoke the media blow up your arse..!

Amen.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

The biggest and best club in the world up for sale..

You'd have thought they'd be snapped up immediately..

What a fkin shit show, the Glazer's squabbling around, insisting on bid after bid, final round of bidding before the final around of bidding..

The Ineos guy versus some middle east guy bouncing off each other whilst the Glazer clan rip the arse out of their festering club in the meantime..

What an absolute embarrassment, you wouldn't know it though as the media are fkin nowhere to be seen with regards to reporting on the clusterfuck of events..

Doesn't that sum the media shithouses up to a tee..

The rags I know are uber silent..

No more gobbing off, laughing and pointing at my club..

Last won the PL over a decade ago, won fuck all of note since.

Spent more than us employed more managers than us in the last decade and are going absolutely nowhere..

Whoring themselves around now, pleading for the sheikh to buy them after calling us to fcuk for years..

We've ripped down their pathetic banner, beat them home and away regularly, beat them in the cup final after scoring the fastest goal of all the time in the final, surpassed their treble by winning the pure treble of actually being PL champions rather than runners up when winning the CL and guess what, my club have now been recognized as the biggest club in world football..

They have been caught up and surpassed..

It's fkin brilliant that the pisscan is still around to absorb what's gone on..

Scummy club, scummy fans, shit stadium, massively in debt and about to be carved up by whoever coughs up to buy them..

To sum up to any lurking rags, get this, you're nothing fkin special no matter how much smoke the media blow up your arse..!

Amen brother.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

The biggest and best club in the world up for sale..

You'd have thought they'd be snapped up immediately..

What a fkin shit show, the Glazer's squabbling around, insisting on bid after bid, final round of bidding before the final around of bidding..

The Ineos guy versus some middle east guy bouncing off each other whilst the Glazer clan rip the arse out of their festering club in the meantime..

What an absolute embarrassment, you wouldn't know it though as the media are fkin nowhere to be seen with regards to reporting on the clusterfuck of events..

Doesn't that sum the media shithouses up to a tee..

The rags I know are uber silent..

No more gobbing off, laughing and pointing at my club..

Last won the PL over a decade ago, won fuck all of note since.

Spent more than us employed more managers than us in the last decade and are going absolutely nowhere..

Whoring themselves around now, pleading for the sheikh to buy them after calling us to fcuk for years..

We've ripped down their pathetic banner, beat them home and away regularly, beat them in the cup final after scoring the fastest goal of all the time in the final, surpassed their treble by winning the pure treble of actually being PL champions rather than runners up when winning the CL and guess what, my club have now been recognized as the biggest club in world football..

They have been caught up and surpassed..

It's fkin brilliant that the pisscan is still around to absorb what's gone on..

Scummy club, scummy fans, shit stadium, massively in debt and about to be carved up by whoever coughs up to buy them..

To sum up to any lurking rags, get this, you're nothing fkin special no matter how much smoke the media blow up your arse..!

Couldn't have put it better myself, that is the best thing to say to any rag, ever.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The biggest and best club in the world up for sale..

You'd have thought they'd be snapped up immediately..

What a fkin shit show, the Glazer's squabbling around, insisting on bid after bid, final round of bidding before the final around of bidding..

The Ineos guy versus some middle east guy bouncing off each other whilst the Glazer clan rip the arse out of their festering club in the meantime..

What an absolute embarrassment, you wouldn't know it though as the media are fkin nowhere to be seen with regards to reporting on the clusterfuck of events..

Doesn't that sum the media shithouses up to a tee..

The rags I know are uber silent..

No more gobbing off, laughing and pointing at my club..

Last won the PL over a decade ago, won fuck all of note since.

Spent more than us employed more managers than us in the last decade and are going absolutely nowhere..

Whoring themselves around now, pleading for the sheikh to buy them after calling us to fcuk for years..

We've ripped down their pathetic banner, beat them home and away regularly, beat them in the cup final after scoring the fastest goal of all the time in the final, surpassed their treble by winning the pure treble of actually being PL champions rather than runners up when winning the CL and guess what, my club have now been recognized as the biggest club in world football..

They have been caught up and surpassed..

It's fkin brilliant that the pisscan is still around to absorb what's gone on..

Scummy club, scummy fans, shit stadium, massively in debt and about to be carved up by whoever coughs up to buy them..

To sum up to any lurking rags, get this, you're nothing fkin special no matter how much smoke the media blow up your arse..!

They are going to have a deadline in place to sort this out.

 

[citytill1die84]

TREBLE TREBLE UNITED'S A MESS.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Well the rags are in a hole.
Desperate for investment (for investment read bail out!)
A squad that is part over the hill and part nowhere near the standard required.
No one wants to go there unless it's purely for cash.
I can see them finishing below halfway this season.
(BFS is waiting in the wings).

There's no need to keep taking the p out of them, they're doing a good enough job on their own!

 

[waspish]

Oh moving on from mount because 55m isn’t excepted to a player who Brighton quoted as 120m haha proves the media full of shit

 

[give it to gordon]

The biggest and best club in the world up for sale..

You'd have thought they'd be snapped up immediately..

What a fkin shit show, the Glazer's squabbling around, insisting on bid after bid, final round of bidding before the final around of bidding..

The Ineos guy versus some middle east guy bouncing off each other whilst the Glazer clan rip the arse out of their festering club in the meantime..

What an absolute embarrassment, you wouldn't know it though as the media are fkin nowhere to be seen with regards to reporting on the clusterfuck of events..

Doesn't that sum the media shithouses up to a tee..

The rags I know are uber silent..

No more gobbing off, laughing and pointing at my club..

Last won the PL over a decade ago, won fuck all of note since.

Spent more than us employed more managers than us in the last decade and are going absolutely nowhere..

Whoring themselves around now, pleading for the sheikh to buy them after calling us to fcuk for years..

We've ripped down their pathetic banner, beat them home and away regularly, beat them in the cup final after scoring the fastest goal of all the time in the final, surpassed their treble by winning the pure treble of actually being PL champions rather than runners up when winning the CL and guess what, my club have now been recognized as the biggest club in world football..

They have been caught up and surpassed..

It's fkin brilliant that the pisscan is still around to absorb what's gone on..

Scummy club, scummy fans, shit stadium, massively in debt and about to be carved up by whoever coughs up to buy them..

To sum up to any lurking rags, get this, you're nothing fkin special no matter how much smoke the media blow up your arse..!

Pisscan is to blame for all of this which makes it even sweeter.

 

[TinFoilHat]

It's a glorious irony that the rules these cunts forced in to stop us are hurting them.


I wonder how they'll spin getting rid of FFPR?

I know.

"We must abolish it to be able to challenge City"

 

[salfordbluetrue]

Roumor has it that they have used the reserves needed to pay the daily debts, so at the moment they do not have a transfer budget???

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

They didnt beat us in the cup final, for their treble :D

That ll never grow old.

 

[JASR]

Roumor has it that they have used the reserves needed to pay the daily debts, so at the moment they do not have a transfer budget???

They spent most of THIS years potential budget LAST year on Antony & Casemiro.
They haven't raised any money from sales, and are unlikely to raise much with the squad they would like to get rid of, nor would other clubs want.
They have the ongoing commitments of paying off what they've already bought.
They have a high amortisation charge ongoing for their previous buys in the accounts.
They have a static or falling commercial revenue.
They have the potential for more TV money (CL), but that's next year's spends.
And... they really can't spend much without knowing who is the owner for next season, unless it's just a ploy by the Glazers to keep the sheep onside.

They really are screwed, unless they corner the market in Zebra pants and green/gold scarfs futures...

 

[pfazz]

The next announcement at the swamp will prob be agreement could not be reached with either party re the sale so a reverse movement to the previous regime has taken place and a much larger ATM has been installed in the boardroom. Let the green and gold party begin.

 

[KS55]

They spent most of THIS years potential budget LAST year on Antony & Casemiro.
They haven't raised any money from sales, and are unlikely to raise much with the squad they would like to get rid of, nor would other clubs want.
They have the ongoing commitments of paying off what they've already bought.
They have a high amortisation charge ongoing for their previous buys in the accounts.
They have a static or falling commercial revenue.
They have the potential for more TV money (CL), but that's next year's spends.
And... they really can't spend much without knowing who is the owner for next season, unless it's just a ploy by the Glazers to keep the sheep onside.

They really are screwed, unless they corner the market in Zebra pants and green/gold scarfs futures...

Short zebra pants.