United Thread - 2023/24

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Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag will allow 11 players to leave Old Trafford this summer as he bids to raise more than £100m to help transform his squad.


So most of his expensively assembled squad are only worth 10 million now he's had his hands on them.
Compare that to ours :-)
 
NZBlue said:
Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag will allow 11 players to leave Old Trafford this summer as he bids to raise more than £100m to help transform his squad.


So most of his expensively assembled squad are only worth 10 million now he's had his hands on them.
Compare that to ours :-)
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Their whole squad including Sancho are worth one Jack Grealish.
 
The list of shit players they want out they’ll struggle shift just because of the wages they are on! If they had Chelsea’s connections half of them be of to Saudi.. Who would touch Maguire when he is in court next February oh and he is a convicted criminal! Which you never hear read in the media!
 
waspish said:
The list of shit players they want out they’ll struggle shift just because of the wages they are on! If they had Chelsea’s connections half of them be of to Saudi.. Who would touch Maguire when he is in court next February oh and he is a convicted criminal! Which you never hear read in the media!
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It's the same every year for them, what happens is contracts expire because nobody wants to pay them for the rubbish they have accumulated.

Have they gone past the offering crap players new contracts to protect their "Investment" yet?
 
The chickens will come home to roost for them this off season. Unable to offload the dross, which is basically all of them and no funds or strategy to replace them. Well and truly fucked and I expect a midtable finish at best. I also think that the manager is a blagger, I could coach that standard of football, sit back and hoof it to the fast runners.
 
tweety said:
The chickens will come home to roost for them this off season. Unable to offload the dross, which is basically all of them and no funds or strategy to replace them. Well and truly fucked and I expect a midtable finish at best. I also think that the manager is a blagger, I could coach that standard of football, sit back and hoof it to the fast runners.
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Mourinho and Solksjaer got off to what they would call good starts as rag managers. When they had to push on only Mourinho has been the only United manager to break the 80 points barrier since Taggert left.

Ten Hag has got to mount a title charge, Liverpool will be strong, Arsenal will back Arteta and Poch will have a capable squad available to him if he hits the ground running. Champions league group games could hurt them getting momentum going in the league as their squad is no where near good enough to rotate.
 
tweety said:
sit back and hoof it to the fast runners.
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Yep. Might as well put Colin Wanker in charge. Speaking of which, I watched the highlights of the notorious battle of Bramall Lane recently (Sheffield Utd vs WBA. Match abandoned because in the end Colin's Cloggers only had 6 players left on the field). But what struck me then was the similarity between Sheffield Utd and the rags under the pisscan. And yet the rags were allowed to get away with it. Two-footed lunges, elbow strikes, shirt-pulling, and how nobody suffered a career-ending leg break or two is a mystery.

Colin Wanker was vilified for his team's brutal thuggery that day, rightly so. But Kim Jong pisscan was given tacit approval by twats like Clattenburg, and then eventually knighted by that smarmy prick, Tony Bliar.

Have a look for it on YouTube and play 'Spot The Difference' between Colin's Cloggers and the rags under the pisscan.
 
tweety said:
The chickens will come home to roost for them this off season. Unable to offload the dross, which is basically all of them and no funds or strategy to replace them. Well and truly fucked and I expect a midtable finish at best. I also think that the manager is a blagger, I could coach that standard of football, sit back and hoof it to the fast runners.
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You "are right" and I claim my £5.
 
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