United Thread - 2023/24

[RodneyRodney]

Would be a better deal if the rags just paid arsenal 85 million to take Maguire and McTominay

 

[KentBlue]

If Arteta even entertains the thought of signing them two then he's an absolute numbskull. I was beginning to dislike the man anyway because of his negative approach (fall over, demand a penalty, time-waste, signal for a stretcher etc). But if he puts them two into his squad he's a bigger cretin than I ever imagined him to be.

 

[TinFoilHat]

If Arteta even entertains the thought of signing them two then he's an absolute numbskull. I was beginning to dislike the man anyway because of his negative approach (fall over, demand a penalty, time-waste, signal for a stretcher etc). But if he puts them two into his squad he's a bigger cretin than I ever imagined him to be.

He won't.

We'll sell him a couple of ours again to pacify him.

 

[deegee33]

85million to go round in circles......bargain

Ushited 6.5 billion to keep turning corners.

It's teamwork that makes the dream work.
It's in the DNA.

 

[Winchester]

Was down at the Hospital yesterday
Finished my Appt and coming out
I had my City Shirt on btw
And 2 pillars of rag persuasion walk past me
One shouts
" oh mate you have **** on you"
To which I replied
" Not half as much as you on your shirt and it's turned Yellow( Team viewer goalie shirt??) Sort it out with that debt"
He ambled on with his pal towards the entrance
Where upon one of the Security Staff
Told him to cut it out or he wouldn't be seen and wasn't coming in
Typical Ape Rag behaviour as usual
How did they evolve??

 

[old blue]

Ushited 6.5 billion to keep turning corners.

It's teamwork that makes the dream work.
It's in the DNA.

DNA - Dirty Nited Animals

 

[A590 blues]

Good afternoon all and a new season upon us.
So i will ask again...have United had any punishment whatsoever for having the game against the dippers postponed due to a riot that was backed by SSN

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Ushited 6.5 billion to keep turning corners.

It's teamwork that makes the dream work.
It's in the DNA.

Three left turns on repeat

 

[Vienna_70]

Obviously I hope the Glazers stay, but another delicious possibility is that this whole thing runs all summer and completely ruins their transfer window. After all, do owners typically invest a load of money in players if they're selling the club anyway? I'd love to see a saga that runs all summer leaving them having to rush through a load of hastily put together last-minute signings.

I’d love to see this saga run on all summer, leaving them no time to rush through any signings.

 

[Ghandi's Flip Flops]

The rags offering mctominay and Maguire as make weights for the Rice deal. What fuckwit would want either of those two twats anywhere near their first eleven.Oh yes probably David Moyes. Ycmiu

Some planks on the caf reckon McT + £60mil should do the trick or offload McT for £40mil.
As someone pointed out to them, the sale of Beckham to Real circa 2003 for £25mil is still their 4th highest player sale.