United Thread - 2023/24

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The Emir of Qatar is now supporting Putin and offering support over the Wagner mutiny.

Could be fun IF they buy the rags
Don't be daft, it is a bloke who ran a corner shop in Qater that's buying them. Later, to help the poor, he opened a credit union, sometimes called a bank. He has absolutely no connections to the Qatari government and his wealth is from refinining lio, also known as ilo and other names, a total green product.

Honest.
 
Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag will allow 11 players to leave Old Trafford this summer as he bids to raise more than £100m to help transform his squad.


So most of his expensively assembled squad are only worth 10 million now he's had his hands on them.
Compare that to ours :-)
If they sold 11 players they'd struggle to raise enough money to fix the roof.
 
It's the same every year for them, what happens is contracts expire because nobody wants to pay them for the rubbish they have accumulated.

Have they gone past the offering crap players new contracts to protect their "Investment" yet?
It’s like you can’t sell your shit so it ends up down the charity shop. Good economic policy by the rag twats
 
Protesting at the souvenir shop apparently tomorrow due to the time it is taking to sell the club. Have any of these idiots purchased a house before and realised how long it takes for it to go through, let alone a business that the Glazers want £6 billion for? I don’t get why no one is asking why this guy from Qatar has a personal fortune of £1.5 billion, where is the rest of the money coming from? Is it a case of loading the club up again with more finance? Meet your new owner same as your previous ones by sound of it.
 
This is amazing.
Almost 6 months has passed are they for sale or is it just bullshit.
The squad they have somehow cost 100s of millions.
They have no money so need to rid some dead wood.
Shouldn't be hard to find someone ?????.
If they sold every player they have I think they would struggle to bring in 150 million.
De doughnut thief. Can't sell him no one will match his wages.
Wan basaka maybe 20 Mill.
Shaw. 2 steak bakes.
Maguire they will have to pay him 10 million to leave
That midget no way anyone would pay money for him.
That French centre half maybe 10.
Fred don't make me laugh although apparently Fulham want him for 20 Mill.
Mcthingy no chance.
Sancho lucky to get 20 .
Sir fish finger 60 to 70 although he's bang average.
Cheating buck tooth bastard 40 maybe .
Although I'd rather drown the **** in a bucket of his own piss.
Who else is left.

Just put it into perspective haaland alone would fetch 200 million easy
 
Protesting at the souvenir shop apparently tomorrow due to the time it is taking to sell the club. Have any of these idiots purchased a house before and realised how long it takes for it to go through, let alone a business that the Glazers want £6 billion for? I don’t get why no one is asking why this guy from Qatar has a personal fortune of £1.5 billion, where is the rest of the money coming from? Is it a case of loading the club up again with more finance? Meet your new owner same as your previous ones by sound of it.
6 cockneys standing outside a shop in a Norwich shirt isn't going to make some septic tanks sell up
 
Protesting at the souvenir shop apparently tomorrow due to the time it is taking to sell the club. Have any of these idiots purchased a house before and realised how long it takes for it to go through, let alone a business that the Glazers want £6 billion for? I don’t get why no one is asking why this guy from Qatar has a personal fortune of £1.5 billion, where is the rest of the money coming from? Is it a case of loading the club up again with more finance? Meet your new owner same as your previous ones by sound of it.
Can’t wait to see how many of them have carrier bags from the club shop and wear Glazer endorsed bucket hats
Not to mention the usual zebra pants/sheepskin spotting
 
Protesting at the souvenir shop apparently tomorrow due to the time it is taking to sell the club. Have any of these idiots purchased a house before and realised how long it takes for it to go through, let alone a business that the Glazers want £6 billion for? I don’t get why no one is asking why this guy from Qatar has a personal fortune of £1.5 billion, where is the rest of the money coming from? Is it a case of loading the club up again with more finance? Meet your new owner same as your previous ones by sound of it.
Apparently the PL have the question ready
Same with Radcliffe a wealthy man but most of it is tied up in Ineos so it will be borrowed and you can bet it wont be against his current assets
 
Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag will allow 11 players to leave Old Trafford this summer as he bids to raise more than £100m to help transform his squad.


So most of his expensively assembled squad are only worth 10 million now he's had his hands on them.
Compare that to ours :-)
The players they are selling, they will be lucky to raise £100m Indonesian Rupiah ..!!
 
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