Cricket Thread

[Claytop]

Going to get to a point soon where if the players don’t seem to care about it why should we.

Is Bazball reaching a turning point?

 

[heslops barnet]

Why? Why? Why?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I like Jim too. I like his commentary style and the way he says Khawaaaja and Baaazball not to mention his shipping forecast intros.
I suppose the point is when they're on top any Aussie voice becomes irritating.

Especially that cunting wombat off the meerkat ads

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Dunno why the members keep clapping them off they’re fuckin idiots, Bairstow the latest, he’s just had a drinks break and lost his head trying to swipe at anything that wasn’t short, what a sausage

 

[heslops barnet]

Going to get to a point soon where if the players don’t seem to care about it why should we.

Is Bazball reaching a turning point?

Time and a place for bazball ……

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

So many soft wickets, flapping at everything.

I just want us to get within 50 now. Just stay in it.

 

[Bluemoon dan]

I'm going to Old Trafford for the 4th Test. I strongly suspect I'll be watching a dead rubber.

 

[jimharri]

Well; the tail may as well go out swinging, as employing a "block, block, block" tactic won't get us far. And if they're lucky, and connect with a few, we might fluke another 20 or 30 runs.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Probably be over by tomorrow afternoon

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Didn’t age well mate. What an awful morning session

Haha! I don’t think it lasted a minute, hard to see how we take any momentum into the second innings, suppose it rests on these two

 

[dadnlad]

If we get to just 60 behind I’ll be happy as fcuk

aussies would just declare and bounce us out for 40

 

[Blue Llama]

Expecting an England declaration any time now!

 

[M18CTID]

Don’t forget Jimmy haha

Of course - how could I forget the Burnley Lara?!

 

[MCFC1993]

The last 6 wickets have been farcical.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Of course - how could I forget the Burnley Lara?!

Didn’t Bumble christen him brigadier block for his lengthy run of not getting out for a duck, his only hope is Head & Smith at both ends

 

[bluemoon32]

The last 6 wickets have been farcical.

This whole Ashes series thus far has been farcical.

 

[cleavers]

Well; the tail may as well go out swinging, as employing a "block, block, block" tactic won't get us far. And if they're lucky, and connect with a few, we might fluke another 20 or 30 runs.

I agree, it's the batters giving it away that's the problem.

 

[jimharri]

Expecting an England declaration any time now!

Now now, don't be a smartarse.



That's my job!

 

[dadnlad]

Broad, Robinson, and Tongue to give us a first innings lead ;)

thats best way to keep bowlers fresh
have batters sat on arses laughing at them on balcony

 

[M18CTID]

thats best way to keep bowlers fresh
have batters sat on arses laughing at them on balcony

Just stick Root and Brook on to open the bowling!