Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

I didn’t understand what that prick meant at the time and I still don’t now? There is no club football played in the summer.

Did he mean howe will shag pep all summer? Did he mean Eddie will literally ride pep like a donkey? Did he mean Eddie would sign better players in the summer transfer window?

Wtf did he mean?!?
The truth is, the fat useless prick has no clue what he means, so we have no chance ..!!
 
Anything that’s come out of that gambling crack addict Paul Mersons mouth, including last season where he kept saying “I don’t see it” when other pundits asked if City would catch Arsenal, then throwing the towel in when we beat them at the the Etihad, apart from his predictions on Sly where he was practically begging the football gods for us to drop points
 
I saw on Twitter a guy criticising that "City won the CL without any academy player in the starting XI"

It made me chuckle.
 
I was on holiday in benidorm when sheik mansour took over the club and got a txt message of a mate saying city had been taken over by a sheik that was 10 times richer than abramovich old black Berry phone so pressed on to read the second part of the txt message waiting for the punch line it never came. One of the lads that was with us is a united fan he turned to me and said it doesn't matter how much money you've got you'll still be fucking shit not a ridiculous take you only have to look down the road at the swamp but what irony always makes me smile when I think of that day
 
At a party on Saturday an annoying, gobby rag would not leave me alone all night. Kept seeking me out to have a pop, and would then slink off when challenged about what he was spouting. He is convinced they will win the PL and "we'll go further in the CL than you this year, probably to the final at least"...
Last thing he said was "...yeah but, Utd are a special club." I had to agree with him on that one, but I think our definitions of 'special' differed somewhat.
 
I used to constantly hear "We eared our money the right way".
“Our wealth is earned organically from ticket sales, merchandise, and Lou Macari’s Chippy” “ “Yours is gifted dirty oil money”
“What about your enormous 150m Saudi Telecom sponsorship which started in 2008”?
“Curly Watts is your celebrity fan , City is your name”
 
I asked some Chelsea fans last year what they'd sing when City won the Champions League. You know, since they could no longer sing about European Carps.

One of them did a fit of laughter, shouted "WHEN!", and did some sort of caper around me like a demented cockney elf.

Happy times.
 

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