Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

[denislawsbackheel]

Celtic's mercurial striker, Gerry Crainey, would turn out to be a useless knacker at City.

They were right

 

[east2]

We’re gonna stop you winning the treble…

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

"I dont think those floodlights are that tall"

Never heard anything so ridiculous and blasphemous in all of my life

 

[bada bing]

' We did it with our own money'
Apart from the fact that they couldn't win the league for 26 years until they floated on the stock exchange.
And the last time they won it they had to float on the New York stock exchange to out bid us and pay higher wages to Van Persie.

 

[elbearos]

Charlie Austin will be a better buy than Sergio

 

[donkinho]

This has been the evolving narrative of all United fans that I know for the last 15 years :-

After City's takeover in 2008 - "You still won't win anything"
After City's FA Cup win in 2011 - "Yeah but you'll never win the league"
After City win the league - "Yeah but you'll never win a double"
After City win a double - "Yeah but you'll never win a treble"
After City win the domestic treble - "Yeah but it's not a real treble is it ?"
Current day - "Yeah but we've got more Twitter followers than you"...............

 

[Semper aggressus]

The Sheikh will get bored.
Owned by a state.
No history.

Even fans of shitty little clubs seem to spout this bollocks, it must just be because they read it in the tabloids and social media. Which is why we should be countering it with our PR team, but never seem to challenge any of the fuckwits in the media who tell blatant lies about us.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Charlie Austin will be a better buy than Sergio

It was Merson who said Charlie Adam was a better signing than Sergio

 

[remember arthur mann]

Eddie Howe will ride Pep Guardiola all summer.

 

[Sky Blue]

It was Merson who said Charlie Adam was a better signing than Sergio

It was another daft twat Ollie Holt.

 

[bennyboy]

Champions of Europe you will never sing that.

 

[mayo31]

A rag in a pub in Dukenfield just before our first title win was going on about how we were buying players blah blah

So I went through the latest Utd team that had played. All 11 had been bought

Told him to shut the fuck up talking shite

 

[Kippax77]

I can see City dropping points away at Everton.

It seems to be an annual statement by Sly pundits in title run ins but I'm still waiting

 

[DMA's]

Eddie Howe will ride Pep Guardiola all summer.

I didn’t understand what that prick meant at the time and I still don’t now? There is no club football played in the summer.

Did he mean howe will shag pep all summer? Did he mean Eddie will literally ride pep like a donkey? Did he mean Eddie would sign better players in the summer transfer window?

Wtf did he mean?!?

 

[lazerblue]

yaya toure and david silva? never heard of em

 

[mancboy]

I can see dropping points away at Everton.

It seems to be an annual statement by Sly pundits in title run ins but I'm still waiting

dont jinx it

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I didn’t understand what that prick meant at the time and I still don’t now? There is no club football played in the summer.

Did he mean howe will shag pep all summer? Did he mean Eddie will literally ride pep like a donkey? Did he mean Eddie would sign better players in the summer transfer window?

Wtf did he mean?!?

It leads onto another casserole of nonsense that clown came out with.

Might as well be Celtic

What does that mean?

 

[BlueBas]

 

[nmc]

Phil Foden has signed to sit on the bench.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

yaya toure and david silva? never heard of em

City think theyve signed David Villa and 'not in my lifetime' , how did them 2 go?