Cricket Thread

[Manchester_lalala]

Stokes is incredible. He doesn’t deserve this team of mentality midgets.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Stokes clearly can't bowl, can barely walk.
How much can Robinson bowl today?

Without them: Broad, Wood, Woakes, Ali, Root.
Could be a lot of spin today!

 

[Postman Pep]

No team has been bowled out in the fourth innings at Headingley since 2015 ..... we like to go against the trends.

 

[SWP's back]

Also why can’t we keep any fucker fit?

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Ali is a big weakness as he’s unable to tie up an end.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

If we'd caught our catches, we'd be looking at a lead of close to a hundred.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Ali is a big weakness as he’s unable to tie up an end.

He’s lucky the name Comical Ali was already taken.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Bazzball is basically admitting you don't have the required skill sets and abilities for test cricket.
The aussies (even without their lack of corinthian spirit), have truly exposed it.
"Here you are, were not good enough so we're just going to twat it "

 

[Claytop]

Ali should be no where near a ball, zero threat with even less control.

 

[Claytop]

Warner must hate Broad.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Fuck off, Warner.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Stokes clearly can't bowl, can barely walk.
How much can Robinson bowl today?

Without them: Broad, Wood, Woakes, Ali, Root.
Could be a lot of spin today!

We’re lucky in respect of the time left in the days play, should allow the bowlers to go full pelt (ish) and put their feet up tonight, the fact they’re having to bowl every day on a test match is crap & made worse by them having to score runs as well…..fuckin ell we’ve caught one!

 

[jimharri]

We need to have them at least 4 or 5 down overnight. I just don't see us chasing anything much over 250, to be honest.

 

[MCFC1993]

Broad lives rent free in Warner's head.

 

[Claytop]

Every catch needs to stick.

 

[jimharri]

Broad is kryptonite to Warner.

 

[SWP's back]

Fuck me we caught one. Was that on purpose?

 

[SWP's back]

Ali is a big weakness as he’s unable to tie up an end.

He can barely tie up his show laces.

 

[SWP's back]

Fuck off, Warner.

Clear, concise and to the point.

 

[dadnlad]

Fuck me we caught one. Was that on purpose?

should've called him back and said only joking