United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

I wish another club would challenge these fuckers for Onana, offer Inter more cash so they end up with Henderson as their only first team keeper. How come nobody ever tries to gazump these cunts for players?

They usually gazump themselves and pay over the odds

 

[super_city_si]

Onana will be a good pick up. Looks a very good goalie

 

[waspish]

Onana will be a good pick up. Looks a very good goalie

Yep he does but how far can he kick it

 

[super_city_si]

Yep he does but how far can he kick it

Haha - "right, welcome Onana. Now, none of that fannying around at the back - kick it to Marcus"

 

[Asa's left peg]

Does anyone know if he likes sugar, custard or Jam? Just asking for Sainsbury's.

 

[Maly]

Wow, 17 in 35, that's a goal a game



Said that Aluko woman.

Ha ha, I remember her saying something along those lines, was she referring to Saint Marcus?

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

They cannot help themselves can they!
On what planet is Mount at that level? (The caption actually said "Passing The Batten")

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This Mount build up is amusing me no end. That redoubtable publication 90 mins have interviewed the new Pele.

We should take a mo to appreciate that Mount was clearly a child prodigy. Mount was 4 years old when twatty left the swamp imprinting a big impression on the infant Mount.

‘Becks was also a massive inspiration of mine, growing up with his free-kicks, and I was in awe of his technique. So yeah, I've had a lot of inspiration from many players. But you take a little inspiration from different parts of their games and try to put it into yours.’

Ha ha

 

[Silva61]

I wish another club would challenge these fuckers for Onana, offer Inter more cash so they end up with Henderson as their only first team keeper. How come nobody ever tries to gazump these cunts for players?

Who else is interested in them?

 

[Iassel]

More tantrums on Redcafe over the fee for Charles, we have completely broken them!

 

[Kamaro011]

I wouldn’t pay the whole squad that much in Indonesian Rupiah ..!

Such very specific currency but i agree with notion.

 

[Blue Mist]

Ha ha, I remember her saying something along those lines, was she referring to Saint Marcus?

No it was another player, forget who but every time I see a goal scoring stat I think of the stupid woman.

 

[There is a Light]

More tantrums on Redcafe over the fee for Charles, we have completely broken them!

Ahhhh I love to hear it.

I used to feel the same when they sold their crap like Fraser Campbell etc to Sunderland, West Brom, Everton and the likes.

 

[There is a Light]

The thread in their cafe regarding the sale is a fun read. They are just so screwed, and the Glazers are doing a fair part of the screwing.

They need to organise a protest outside the club shop, that should see them off.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[Blue Til Death]

Such very specific currency but i agree with notion.

Check out the exchange rate to the £ and you will see why I was so specific .. :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I wish another club would challenge these fuckers for Onana, offer Inter more cash so they end up with Henderson as their only first team keeper. How come nobody ever tries to gazump these cunts for players?

What like paying more for someone that they are paying too much for in the first place.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Not surprised, have you seen how many fish fingers this clown can turn out from one fish??
He fed 5000 with one ffs …

Dont forget the two loaves of Warbies Toastie

 

[DMA's]

Annoying they are actually getting a decent keeper with good distribution. Was hoping they’d stay with da gea

 

[Blue Til Death]

Annoying they are actually getting a decent keeper with good distribution. Was hoping they’d stay with da gea

Alpaca has saved their arses a thousand fold compared to his fuck ups.. I couldnt give one fuck if baby Jesus is in goal for em, won’t change a thing …! They have no fire power.. They have barely got a team worth a fuck .. Top 6 at best 20 points behind City , if they are lucky, next season …

 

[chedinho]

Annoying they are actually getting a decent keeper with good distribution. Was hoping they’d stay with da gea

Better for us

They will get walloped off everyone if they try distributing from the back.

Either by good pressing teams or good counter attacking teams.

I personally didn’t think Onana was that good but the players he was passing to were competent at the very least.