United Thread - 2023/24

[mattcity5]

England under Southgate is not exactly the style you'd be wanting though is it?

And how high up the field is only part of the job. Comfort in possession and speed of thought and recovery are vital.

 

[Blue Mist]

He is like a rat up a drain, a proper wrong'un when it comes to women. They said during the trial that during his 3 year relationship with his ex that he had 12 women on the go. He was also managing Wales at the same time. He is currently banging a model called Zara. They just keep coming.

View attachment 86791

No, just him.

 

[Maly]

In other words, “I’d like to thank Mr Giggs for his weekly delivery of well stuffed envelopes”.

Who knows? But seems more likely than the bollocks our pet rag is spouting

 

[r.soleofsalford]

He is like a rat up a drainpipe, a proper wrong'un when it comes to women. They said during the trial that during his 3 year relationship with his ex that he had 12 women on the go. He was also managing Wales at the same time. He is currently banging a model called Zara. They just keep coming.

View attachment 86791

Well it’s the nearest thing he looks like that I can think of.

I wonder what it was that originally drew these women to multimillionaire Ryan Giggs.

 

[Mr Edward's shoe mirror]

So what your saying is swapping Mount for Erickson & Onana for DeGea allows the fullbacks to push up, dominate & your back.

So what’s your prediction? I’m assuming you think it will be 1st or 2nd but which one.

Too early for any predictions, because without a number 9 to put the ball in the net, there is still a huge missing piece in the jigsaw. Need at least 25+ goals from somewhere, to even be considered title contenders. But you can see the pieces starting to fall into place.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Dirty cheating southern Bastards!

 

[deegee33]

Both full backs are better higher up the pitch than defending (Dalot and Shaw) Martinez is almost a CDM and has played there for Ajax. Varane to mop up with his pace. I think they are geared up for this. And if he plays Mount and Fernandes as two number 8's with Casemiro holding, it is essentially matching your midfield of last season with De Bruyne and Gundowan as 8's and Rodri holding.

In what alternate universe do Mount and the diving rat MATCH deBruyne and Gundogan ? Time for you to scurry on home to the caf.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Too early for any predictions, because without a number 9 to put the ball in the net, there is still a huge missing piece in the jigsaw. Need at least 25+ goals from somewhere, to even be considered title contenders. But you can see the pieces starting to fall into place.

Too early ? What, are you waiting until one or two games have been played first ?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Too early for any predictions, because without a number 9 to put the ball in the net, there is still a huge missing piece in the jigsaw. Need at least 25+ goals from somewhere, to even be considered title contenders. But you can see the pieces starting to fall into place.

“But you can see” No only deluded rags like you think you can see.

 

[BrianW]

I know you shouldn't judge by appearances, but Giggs looks a wrong 'un. There's something about his eyes. Reminds me of the pictures of Rudolph Hess in the dock at Nuremberg.

 

[flb]

Are you suggesting that Ten Haag is a genius , in the usual everything rag is world class type of thing ?

Do you think the penny will ever drop with your millions of utter fuckwits ?

It never will , if that balloon thinks that Casemiro, Roland Rat and the Chelsea reject are in the same league as Rodri,KDB and Gundogan , then they will never learn, or that Mr Findus and Antony are on the same level as Foden and Bernardo.

They're fucking deluded, and have been ever since Ferguson left, they finished way off Arsenal let alone us last season.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Both full backs are better higher up the pitch than defending (Dalot and Shaw) Martinez is almost a CDM and has played there for Ajax. Varane to mop up with his pace. I think they are geared up for this. And if he plays Mount and Fernandes as two number 8's with Casemiro holding, it is essentially matching your midfield of last season with De Bruyne and Gundowan as 8's and Rodri holding.

Take this as you please, but I’m not worried about this current United team. I just look at them at think nah, there’s just something off with their current set of players. I’m not totally convinced with Ten Hag yet either. If they added Osimhen and another quality defender, I’d probably sit up and take notice.

Liverpool and Arsenal on the other hand, I look at them and think they’re capable of doing us to the title. Klopp has got a new midfield and their forward line will be as dangerous as ever. Arsenal will improve I should imagine, Rice and Timber are solid signings. We’re still the benchmark, but I think we could be in for a tough year depending if there is a big squad overhaul.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Oh look, they’re signing that ‘keeper we beat on the CL final. Cute.

 

[deegee33]

Shaw has been a Rag for the last 9 years so I’m curious where you have the confidence of him wanting to play higher up the field. It’s certainly not his England performances.

Just like your Ryan Giggs testimony it’s all been viewed with red tinted specs.

Please stay for the season, we’ve not had a gobby rag for years.

He'll only be here until the day after St. Beneathus Day.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Oh look, they’re signing that ‘keeper we beat on the CL final. Cute.

Least he got some early practice in picking the ball out of the net.

 

[its grim up north]

Fucking hell - to be that well-informed I assume you were head butted by him as well ?

 

[bluemoon32]

Oh look, they’re signing that ‘keeper we beat on the CL final. Cute.

In fairness, i think he's a big upgrade on De Gea

 

[TinFoilHat]

In fairness, i think he's a big upgrade on De Gea

Tesco's will breath a sigh of relief.

 

[its grim up north]

Well, the prosecution has dropped the case because the evidence was so weak, so who do you want to believe? It's all a bit silly really. 2 drunk people in a toxic relationship, having a tug of war over a mobile phone. Hardly the crime of the century. Mostly a bit sad. A waste of everybody's time. Including this post that I am writing right now. A pointless waste of time.

If the evidence was so weak he would have been acquitted at the first trial. This trial has been stopped by the victim saying she has had enough, does not want to give evidence at another trial and to protect her young sister.

 

[its grim up north]

Too early for any predictions, because without a number 9 to put the ball in the net, there is still a huge missing piece in the jigsaw. Need at least 25+ goals from somewhere, to even be considered title contenders. But you can see the pieces starting to fall into place.

I'm getting to like this fella :-)