United Thread - 2023/24

[Citizen of Legoland]

Rags as a club and fanbase summed up in one tweet.

He looks like the lovechild of Su Pollard and Dwayne Dibley.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Bit harsh KB as it only took him two games ( and serious twattings ) before he resorted to Oli's style of hoofball .

Oli’s ?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Oli’s ?

style ??

Sorry OGS - let's be honest he was too much of a complete dick and fucking stupid appointment to get seriously upset about.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why don't they get Trafford Council to sponsor them? Home town, probably one of the biggest employers.

"Stretford Mall" emblazoned on their shirt

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Rags as a club and fanbase summed up in one tweet.

What an absofucklutely weird looking ****.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

This is a classic example of how most football fans are imbeciles.

If City are paying everyone off the books, how do those rags know?

It’s like the accepted orthodoxy now though. Like, we must have the most scrutinised operations of any club. But apparently we get away with it

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

What an absofucklutely weird looking ****.

It's so their supporters can relate to their heroes !

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Rags as a club and fanbase summed up in one tweet.

Where have I seen that haircut before? Oh, I know...

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

The thing is, I don't think ten bob is a particularly bad manager: I just don't think he's good enough to challenge either Pep or Arteta for silverware in the near future (I'll leave monolithic-molars out of this because I despise the ćunt).
Regardless of who they buy he (ten bob) doesn't have the tactical nouse to utilise his players in the same way Pep does - and Arteta, to a certain degree. So even if the rags had ten billion to spend on players, they would still be a mid-table club simply because of his limitations and his poor reading of how a game is progressing (some of his subs have made me laugh out loud because they didn't make any sense).

Personally I think it's going to take them a good five years or so before they can consistently challenge for the Prem/FA Cup/Champions League etc.

5 years to challenge
Maybe if every other club either stop still or went backwards

They are miles behind.
In a totally fake position due to the officials

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Rags as a club and fanbase summed up in one tweet.

I wouldn't know that was him .
What a strange person