Things people do that annoy you.

The 30+ dog owners that have taken over my local park

I put my sarny down on the bench while I searched my bag for my phone, meanwhile a dog ran up and nicked it, the owner sort of laughed and apologised but did not offer me the $6 it cost me
 
This week I have mainly been inwardly raging at:
People who take 5 mins between sets in the gym.
Anyone who uses a mobile phone in a gym
People who just stop dead in the doorway when pushing their trolley out of the supermarket
Blokes who ask for a lemonade top on their pint
 
The new woman at work (trust me you won't want to see the pics) not only does she complain about how we do everything but goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it. She's in her second week (today is day 8) and she thought about walking on day one and three and last night I thought she would.....
We start our shift at 3pm (3 hours time) and I'll be surprised if she turns up. Half of me hopes she doesn't.
 
Smoke. What's the fucking point especially in a age there are far more nicotine alternatives that stick a cancer causing stick in your mouth. Should be banned. Obviously won't be.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
The new woman at work (trust me you won't want to see the pics) not only does she complain about how we do everything but goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it. She's in her second week (today is day 8) and she thought about walking on day one and three and last night I thought she would.....
We start our shift at 3pm (3 hours time) and I'll be surprised if she turns up. Half of me hopes she doesn't.
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Take one for the team.Bum her tonight and she won't be turning up for work tomorrow or next week.
 
Littering.

Graffiti’ing.

Speeding in their cars.

Also, young lads who talk with this new accent (mainly in London, Manchester and Birmingham… it’s strangely the same accent in all three cities) like they’ve got both learning difficulties and speech impediments rolled into one when they actually have neither but they are putting them on. Sound like proper cunts.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Littering.

Graffiti’ing.

Speeding in their cars.

Also, young lads who talk with this new accent (mainly in London, Manchester and Birmingham… it’s strangely the same accent in all three cities) like they’ve got both learning difficulties and speech impediments rolled into one when they actually have neither but they are putting them on. Sound like proper cunts.
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Do they pronounce the word 'ask' as 'axe'? If so then yeah, i'm with you.
 
Looby_Blue said:
Do they pronounce the word 'ask' as 'axe'? If so then yeah, i'm with you.
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Bro, llike dere’s llike no more words llike dat HHave a ‘TH’ llike at de start innit?! Dey’re all startin wivv a ‘D’ don’t de dough ya get meee? Man’s also llike seem to HHave no more words dat llike HHave a ‘TH’ at de end llike dough is it? Cos llike dey llike just llike end dose words wivv llike a ‘VV’ llike at de end dough llike innit?! And llike dey sling like loads of ‘LLIKE’s into llike every sentence dough don’t de dough is it? So llike dey just can’t llike talk proper dough llike can de dough you get meeee dough bro?! And man’s llike be emphasising dose aitches dough don’t de dough? Llike big ‘HH’s for dose aitch words dough innit?

They sound like they’ve just been taught how to speak at 2 years old but they’re 20.
 
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Lost Pilot said:
People who excessively scrape the bottom of a yogurt pot. Grrrrr.
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With their finger ? What's wrong with that :-) I have been known to use my finger to get the last bit of custard out the bowl. Michelle Pierre White wasn't too impressed mind.
 
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