Things people do that annoy you.

[give it to gordon]

When the circus comes to town, they go around fucking fly posting everywhere. Makes the place look horrible and run down.
They are advertising the circus so why arent they nicked for fly posting ?

 

[Bill Walker]

When the circus comes to town, they go around fucking fly posting everywhere. Makes the place look horrible and run down.
They are advertising the circus so why arent they nicked for fly posting ?

They don't have an address for a summons to be sent too. Also which of them is responsible ?

You can't send it too;

One of those nice looking caravans
Maybe the one with the bloke with black hair and tattoos and 2 dogs
That field they're in
Gordontown

 

[dickie davies]

That the only person who can put a dirty pot in the dishwasher is me apparently

I'll walk into the kitchen and they'll be a plate or cup just left for me. No one else is capable

 

[dronefromsector7G]

They don't have an address for a summons to be sent too. Also which of them is responsible ?

You can't send it too;

One of those nice looking caravans
Maybe the one with the bloke with black hair and tattoos and 2 dogs
That field they're in
Gordontown

They could just set fire to the camp

 

[Bill Walker]

They could just set fire to the camp

What, claim on the insurance ?

 

[blumoonrisen]

Moaning that it's too hot in countries that are always hot in July and August.

 

[Summerbuzz]

When it doesn't put the lotion in the basket. I have to ask it again and I don't like swearing

Remember, if the lotion doesn't go in the basket, it gets the hose again. Only way.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Bar staff who’d rather stand and chat to their friends than serve. I’m in a quiet fun pub in Central Liverpool and he’s forever going back to the solitary man immediately after pouring drinks in silence.

Some of the barmaids near mine are sat on their fat arses gossiping with dad or fella and actually sigh when someone walks in. I’ve seen their guest stare at the customer with their mouths open. Their eyes following them.

Having worked in the sector, it actually repulses me how awful staff are now.

 

[BrianW]

Women who have their lips operated on so they look like something on a fishmonger's slab.

(I think it's part of a conspiracy to turn men gay. I put the TV on yesterday and one such woman was sitting on a sofa talking shite, I couldn't bear to watch more than a minute.)

 

[threespires]

Being called "guys" when I'm out with someone and being in a shop bar or restaurant.

Oh and as it's the season for such sports - tennis, golf and cycling spectators - what a bunch of look at me, self-obsessed wankers.
The cyclists should be allowed to punch those needy c#nts jumping out, obstructing them and being utter dick heads.

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