Kylian Mbappé | Real Madrid Player (pg620)

£5m a year is 5% of his salary. Do you give 5% of your salary to charity each year? Why does it have to be for PR purposes? He could just slap his name on the front of an astro turf cage and not bother flying to Cameroon at all. Also, a young man being paid a fuck ton of money shouldn't qualify them as a ****.
5% of £28k pa is going to hurt a lot more than 5% of £100m pa. It’s a silly comparison. Putting half a dozen items extra in your basket in the food shop for a food bank when you’re on a low wage is better than anything Kylian Mbappe will ever achieve.

Lights the blue touch paper and retires to bed *snigger*.
 
5% of £28k pa is going to hurt a lot more than 5% of £100m pa. It’s a silly comparison. Putting half a dozen items extra in your basket in the food shop for a food bank when you’re on a low wage is better than anything Kylian Mbappe will ever achieve.

Lights the blue touch paper and retires to bed *snigger*.

Great post. Thank you.
 
5% of £28k pa is going to hurt a lot more than 5% of £100m pa. It’s a silly comparison. Putting half a dozen items extra in your basket in the food shop for a food bank when you’re on a low wage is better than anything Kylian Mbappe will ever achieve.

Lights the blue touch paper and retires to bed *snigger*.
I've already agreed with a previous poster on this. But it doesn't change the fact that Mbappe is charitable when nobody forces him to be.
 
Definitely worth a go this one. Sometimes opportunities present itself, and this could be the one.

Madrid not got the money to pay for Mbappe this summer, unless they offload a few players. PSG have told him he's not leaving for free and will force a sale.

Time to make our move and put a bid in. Him and Haaland in the same side would break Football completely. Imagine having the 2 biggest Superstars in World Football..
 
I've already agreed with a previous poster on this. But it doesn't change the fact that Mbappe is charitable when nobody forces him to be.
Oldest trick in the book though innit? I’m a massive thundercunt so I’ll give 5% of something I don’t miss to excuse it. Go back to feudal times where rich Cunts would pay monks to pray for them for the afterlife. He can keep his 5% if he rocked up at Paris slums at 10pm to serve hot soup to the homeless. But he won’t because he’ll pay some fucker else to do it so he has more time to be a cock.
 
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Definitely worth a go this one. Sometimes opportunities present itself, and this could be the one.

Madrid not got the money to pay for Mbappe this summer, unless they offload a few players. PSG have told him he's not leaving for free and will force a sale.

Time to make our move and put a bid in. Him and Haaland in the same side would break Football completely. Imagine having the 2 biggest Superstars in World Football..
Yes absolutely
However if not let’s raid Madrid for a couple of players so they can buy him
Start with Junior and Mendy maybe.
 
Definitely worth a go this one. Sometimes opportunities present itself, and this could be the one.

Madrid not got the money to pay for Mbappe this summer, unless they offload a few players. PSG have told him he's not leaving for free and will force a sale.

Time to make our move and put a bid in. Him and Haaland in the same side would break Football completely. Imagine having the 2 biggest Superstars in World Football..
No x2.
 
Arrogant, egotistical or not, can't deny he's a fantastic player! I was in the opinion of not having him, but the more I think of it the more I'm warming to the idea.

Probably the best player in the world right now. Him and Haaland upfront, and we'd smash United by 8.
 
Arrogant, egotistical or not, can't deny he's a fantastic player! I was in the opinion of not having him, but the more I think of it the more I'm warming to the idea.

Probably the best player in the world right now. Him and Haaland upfront, and we'd smash United by 8.
And that means a definite no for me. The team comes first.
 
We won’t sign Kylian Mbappe. You just have to look at our recent history and ethos. Stop trying to sell him to fans who don’t want him. He already turned us down. Not only did he turn us down, he said he didn’t turn down Pep Guardiola, he turned down Manchester City. Since then he’s done silly driving celebrations when PSG scored against us on the way to losing to us. This qualifies him to dictate PSG managerial and transfer policy apparently.


Kylian Mbappe was a **** yesterday. He’s a **** today. I confidently predict he’ll be a **** tomorrow. City never go back for players.

Did I mention he’s a ****?
 
And that means a definite no for me. The team comes first.
Maybe. I was of the same opinion, but the lad is an Unbelievable player.

If we brought him here, whether he'd disrupt the dressing room or not our commercial revenue would triple. You go abroad, or in other parts of this country and kids are wearing his shirts. He's a walking cashpoint.
 
We won’t sign Kylian Mbappe. You just have to look at our recent history and ethos. Stop trying to sell him to fans who don’t want him. He already turned us down. Not only did he turn us down, he said he didn’t turn down Pep Guardiola, he turned down Manchester City. Since then he’s done silly driving celebrations when PSG scored against us on the way to losing to us. This qualifies him to dictate PSG managerial and transfer policy apparently.


Kylian Mbappe was a **** yesterday. He’s a **** today. I confidently predict he’ll be a **** tomorrow. City never go back for players.

Did I mention he’s a ****?
Cristiano Ronaldo is a **** but he won Real Madrid 5 Champions League's (3 consecutively). **** or not, he's fantastic. Sometimes, that's the price you pay for success.
 
Maybe. I was of the same opinion, but the lad is an Unbelievable player.

If we brought him here, whether he'd disrupt the dressing room or not our commercial revenue would triple.
Still a no regardless of how you spin it. Too flashy and too disruptive for my blood. For different reasons I wouldn't want Cancelo back in the team either.
 
Maybe. I was of the same opinion, but the lad is an Unbelievable ****.
Edited your post for truth.

He's been tapped up Real and it's the only club that would accept his ego as it suits their club.

I'll be interested to see how PSG play it. The owners could happily throw him into their reserves until he fucks off on a free.
 
We won’t sign Kylian Mbappe. You just have to look at our recent history and ethos. Stop trying to sell him to fans who don’t want him. He already turned us down. Not only did he turn us down, he said he didn’t turn down Pep Guardiola, he turned down Manchester City. Since then he’s done silly driving celebrations when PSG scored against us on the way to losing to us. This qualifies him to dictate PSG managerial and transfer policy apparently.


Kylian Mbappe was a **** yesterday. He’s a **** today. I confidently predict he’ll be a **** tomorrow. City never go back for players.

Did I mention he’s a ****?

What do you mean driving celebrations?

I can't abide the lad, he's an arrogant, egotistical, unlikeable lad... But we don't have to like him. This isn't a popularity contest.

If he ever put that blue shirt on and helps us to dominate world football... I'd love it and back him until the day he didn't wear that blue shirt.

Can't always have a team of nice guys. Sometimes you need the odd player that is different.

I'd rather he was with us than playing against us and I think a lot of people would agree.
 

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