Messi of Mowing

[havefaith]

Surely this fella deserves his own thread,
Imagine the imagine the ethihad with the City Crest proud and central.

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

City ruining pitches....

 

[CityBrat64]

Surely this fella deserves his own thread,
Imagine the imagine the ethihad with the City Crest proud and central.



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Sadly these designs no longer allowed in football

 

[FantasyIreland]

I'm not keen,hes a lawn to himself.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The grass isn’t always greener

 

[havefaith]

Meanwhile at the swamp the Glazers have pulled off another masterstroke with Dave & Mick.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Manchester City groundsman arrested for being mastermind behind latest destructive crop circles.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sadly these designs no longer allowed in football

We can afford the fine when our pitch reads "PiGMOL are cheats" in between the different coloured grass lines.

 

[plattlanebenches]

If he does that at the etihad he’ll get turffed out.

 

[bumbleblue]

Welcome John! A man who knows how to make a lasting impression, club impressed with his sales pitch!

 

[decmancity]

The prem banned pitch designs didn't they?

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

The prem banned pitch designs didn't they?

yeah

What's new this season: Pitch designs banned

The second of 10 developments for 2017/18, ground staff will no longer be allowed to be creative with playing surfaces

www.premierleague.com

 

[SebastianBlue]

Can he mow in lines in the boxes that always make our players look onside, regardless of position?

 

[citymad]

Looking forward to seeing our new Percy Thrower plant a few shrubs and daffodils to give the pitch some pop.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Could he mow left back on a wet Wednesday in Stoke?

Bring Back Stan and his fork, truly great and kind man. Met him in the early70's at the Cheadle training ground.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

For peats sake, some of these puns are awful

 

[Gremlin]

'One man went to mow, went to mow the Etihad...'


(I'll get my coat)

 

[Cheer Up Peter Reid]

Meanwhile at the swamp the Glazers have pulled off another masterstroke with Dave & Mick.

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Ready for the next Rashford VAR decision!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

'One man went to mow, went to mow the Etihad...'


(I'll get my coat)

Sod off





(Used that last time but it’s a good un)

 

[Pontypool Blue]

'One man went to mow, went to mow the Etihad...'


(I'll get my coat)

After being told that his intricate designs were no longer allowed, John Ledwidge cut a for-lawned figure and replied "They took away my art and now i'm finding it difficult to get mow-tivated!"
I think a big fuck off "115" would do nicely myself.