United Thread - 2023/24

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

You can't make this shit up,

3 New signings.

New midfielder misses an open goal
New keeper gets chipped from 30 yards
New striker is out injured for 3 weeks

Just quoting this to spread the joy :)

 

[heslops barnet]

BBC Website…….Simon Stone doing his best to polish a turd…….

 

[Falcao]

You can do a lot with a turd…you can dress it up and mould it but its still a lump of turd:



United will never be back. It’s not because they don’t spend money, not because the don’t hire good coaches and it’s not because of the glazers.

Whisper it quietly… the real reason they won’t be back is because of little city. We have taken everything.

I don’t have the energy for them anymore. It’s Liverpool's year anyway -:)

Fuck the scum.

That’s a lot of words for someone who doesn’t have “energy for them anymore” lol

 

[wolviedinho]

That’s a lot of words for someone who doesn’t have “energy for them anymore” lol

Did I hit a nerve? I should have just stopped with the lump of shit gif but I knew a few of you would need it explained in more detail.

Your team is absolutely crap. I will enjoy reminding you all season now. Maybe I do have the energy after all. Thanks raggy!

The theatre of shit does have a certain ring to it.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I thought they would have targeted someone like Osimhen.

A club can target a player as much as they like but if players think your team is shit you’re wasting your time.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

That’s a lot of words for someone who doesn’t have “energy for them anymore” lol

I’ll be brief, they’re shit.

 

[remember arthur mann]

BBC Website…….Simon Stone doing his best to polish a turd…….

How does a turd polish a turd ?

 

[manimanc]

'Onana beaten by halfway line stunner but Man Utd roar back to beat Lens'

Man Utd 3-1 RC Lens: Andre Onana beaten by halfway line stunner but hosts roar back for victory

Manchester United continued their preparations for the new season with a 3-1 victory over Ligue 1 side RC Lens at Old Trafford, despite new goalkeeper Andre Onana being beaten by a stunning halfway line strike.

www.skysports.com

Fuckin roar back? Against that European giant Lens.

Do me a favour. Sky sports news cockahoop they won another pre season friendly.

Fuckin roared back.

 

[dadnlad]

I’ll be brief they are shit.

ffp cheating shit

 

[jrb]

BBC Website…….Simon Stone doing his best to polish a turd…….

Sly Sports News doing the same.

 

[mancboy]

'Onana beaten by halfway line stunner but Man Utd roar back to beat Lens'

Man Utd 3-1 RC Lens: Andre Onana beaten by halfway line stunner but hosts roar back for victory

Manchester United continued their preparations for the new season with a 3-1 victory over Ligue 1 side RC Lens at Old Trafford, despite new goalkeeper Andre Onana being beaten by a stunning halfway line strike.

www.skysports.com

Fuckin roar back? Against that European giant Lens.

Do me a favour. Sky sports news cockahoop they won another pre season friendly.

Fuckin roared back.
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Dont be mean, let them have their little moment, next week theyll be doing journalistic gymnastics to make them relevant and thats hard work for the perenially stupid

 

[Father Paul]

How does a turd polish a turd ?

They are making slow, marginal incremental progress a bit like the Ukranian summer offensive.

 

[Vienna_70]

They are making slow, marginal incremental progress a bit like the Ukranian summer offensive.

Let’s hope that the Ukrainian summer offensive is far more successful.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Saying it now the rags will struggle to get top 4

But will he hyped to fuck by the spineless media whores who haven't got any semblance of honesty or integrity, Martin Samuels apart.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Praps they

Do you mean shot stopper or shop lifter?

Use some imagination.... should've kept De Gay and played both of them.

Tock Tickle genius !!

 

[malg]

Home Bargains Haaland.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

That’s a lot of words for someone who doesn’t have “energy for them anymore” lol

Tbh @Falcao you are braver than your fellow braindeads coming on this forum after the utter debacle of your beloved club receiving fictional hype of pure fiction, which the BBC and other rag arselicking media whores spew about your rancid club.

But ffs do yourself, and especially this forum, a favour, and just slide back under the stone you lot hide under when the team fuck up.

 

[deegee33]

In their prem prediction thread, a shit load of posters predicated that United will be champions. They will struggle for top 6.

With all due respect to #gordondaviesmustache

8th.

 

[Blueknows]

From the bbc "but Rashford showed united have one striker in form, powering the header that deflected in off Casemiro to complete the victory"
.In form ??
21 league goals in his last 60 games ,
32 in 3 seasons or 97 games

 

[denislawsbackheel]

That’s a lot of words for someone who doesn’t have “energy for them anymore” lol

Why do the scum keep buying players no one else wants?