United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

Have you even seen him if or when they get beat.
He completely gives up and throws his dummy out of the pram

He was at his inspiring best when they lost 7-0 to the dippers - pleading to be subbed.

What a fucking leader, and what superb management making him the captain .

Rancid club from the top down and right through.

 

[borassic]

Not seen Falcao for a while…

 

[Nellies left peg]

I'm a bit concerned that she's only put her meds on the chart behind her on Wednesday and not the rest of the week.

Imagine waking up to her everyday ffs she’s mental

 

[manimanc]

Not seen Falcao for a while…

As in the player? Hasn't he retired now?

 

[bernard o'silver]

Considering how bad their team is, I bet lots of rags would like to be Walking On The Moon.

They can't stand losing

 

[TinFoilHat]

Not seen Falcao for a while…

Amadeus

 

[manclad]

Not seen Falcao for a while…

He's busy thinking up new lyrics to the latest version of
"Rock Me Amadeus ' !!

 

[Vienna_70]

mind the gap ragsters

Two points after two games.

That amounts to 76 over the season.

;-)

 

[Chak19]

Only rag that understands football, this was a classic aswell [MEDIA]

The reactions from the dickheads behind him when he said Smalling is better than slabhead, boy I would love to see their faces now, only thing he got wrong was "Marshall" being fantastic.

 

[city2]

Sky sports have gone from the big 4 to the big 6 and now it’s the top 12.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Not seen Falcao for a while…

How about the other one who amused us for a bit Mr Edwards and his shoe mirror? Probably cry wanking in trap three of the bogs at the moment.

 

[ford7]

How much lower can this gutter trash of a club sink? We're about to find out.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

How much lower can this gutter trash of a club sink? We're about to find out.

He'll still be a woman beating bully **** !

 

[chedinho]

I'm a bit concerned that she's only put her meds on the chart behind her on Wednesday and not the rest of the week.

Utd must be playing Wednesday.

Is she taking that deludamol stuff. My mate says it’s pretty good ;-)

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Poor Alice! She's "done" after 2 games and is almost in tears.....

“I’m not doubting Ten Hag but what is he doing???”

Brilliant.

 

[manimanc]

How much lower can this gutter trash of a club sink? We're about to find out.

He's going to return, that's a given.
Let it happen, the shitstain club and the shitstain player are made for eachother.

This should be fun watching the fallout and watching the press falling over eachother to sugarcoat this god awful decision.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

They really are having difficulty grasping how mediocre they are.

Good job they've got us to help them grasp it then, isn't it.

 

[city saint]

He's going to return, that's a given.
Let it happen, the shitstain club and the shitstain player are made for eachother.

This should be fun watching the fallout and watching the press falling over eachother to sugarcoat this god awful decision.

they will fuck him off and try and take the moral highground

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

How much lower can this gutter trash of a club sink? We're about to find out.

The announcement will be "we've considered all of our partners feelings on this subject and need a little more time to digest their comments before making a further announcement that there will be a further announcement regarding a further announcement about his future."

 

[Stoned Rose]

Not seen Falcao for a while…

The 80s were 40 years ago you mad ****.