United Thread - 2023/24

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Blue Lorry said:
From the caf:
”Didn't think domestic abuse would have such a big impact on FFP for us”.
Animals - because domestic violence is such a laugh!
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To be fair it's a funny post. It's just a joke.

Just been on there reading the Sancho thread. They are in meltdown. The usual nonsense about 'SAF wouldn't stand for this' is out in force. Then someone posts ' Scholes once went on strike and played the following week' - yup, exactly.
 
malg said:
To be fair it's a funny post. It's just a joke.

Just been on there reading the Sancho thread. They are in meltdown. The usual nonsense about 'SAF wouldn't stand for this' is out in force. Then someone posts ' Scholes once went on strike and played the following week' - yup, exactly.
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The caf is a joyous read at the moment.
 
So, Lets get this straight...

£80 million Antony is in trouble externally
£75 million Sancho is in trouble internally
£80 million Maguire can't go back to Greece
£0 Greenwood has been sent out on loan with a view of hoping 'it all blows over'
£30 million Bailly is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£36 million Martial is uninterested
£80 40 million DvB is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£0 Rashford cannot track back
£0 Evans is getting a last payday
£0 Reguilon is surplus to Tottenham requirements
£0 Mctominay was likely surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£34 million Varane seems to be permamently injured
£60 million Casemiro is 31
£64 million Hojlund arrived with a bad back, that might need game managing
£48 million Martinez is short
£420k Garnacho seems like the perfect fit for United - ego, another Sancho/Martial/Rashford
£55 million Mount seems like most of the country (other than Southgate and United) don't rate
£8.5 million (potentially +£21.4 million) Amrabat was not wanted by Fiorentina
£0 Eriksen is 31
£0 Williams (next new whatever) is on loan

So 20 players that have issues out of a squad of 35 are not playing for them, or have some sort of real or potential issue!
 
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Vienna_70 said:
It's still in the pisscan's too!
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That pisstain is supposed to be big on history , as are all at the shit stain of a club , a club that endorsed ridiculing our club with the rolling banner , a club that so fucking easily forgets us letting there club use our ground when old Trafford got bombed , at what point did that shite stain of a club forget that ? Why have they deemed us a threat seeing as we are so fucking insignificant to them? I hope the **** Ferguson ends up eating his own shite through going senile , the nasty horrible **** that he is , and throw Charlton into the mix , and cunts like Crerand. They have never respected this club.
 
flb said:
That pisstain is supposed to be big on history , as are all at the shit stain of a club , a club that endorsed ridiculing our club with the rolling banner , a club that so fucking easily forgets us letting there club use our ground when old Trafford got bombed , at what point did that shite stain of a club forget that ? Why have they deemed us a threat seeing as we are so fucking insignificant to them? I hope the **** Ferguson ends up eating his own shite through going senile , the nasty horrible **** that he is , and throw Charlton into the mix , and cunts like Crerand. They have never respected this club.
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Double like.
Scum!
 
JASR said:
So, Lets get this straight...

£80 million Antony is in trouble externally
£75 million Sancho is in trouble internally
£80 million Maguire can't go back to Greece
£0 Greenwood has been sent out on loan with a view of hoping 'it all blows over'
£30 million Bailly is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£36 million Martial is uninterested
£80 40 million DvB is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£0 Rashford cannot track back
£0 Evans is getting a last payday
£0 Reguilon is surplus to Tottenham requirements
£0 Mctominay was likely surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£34 million Varane seems to be permamently injured
£60 million Casemiro is 31
£64 million Hojlund arrived with a bad back, that might need game managing
£48 million Martinez is short
£420k Garnacho seems like the perfect fit for United - ego, another Sancho/Martial/Rashford
£55 million Mount seems like most of the country (other than Southgate and United) don't rate
£8.5 million (potentially +£21.4 million) Amrabat was not wanted by Fiorentina
£0 Eriksen is 31
£0 Williams (next new whatever) is on loan

So 20 players that have issues out of a squad of 35 are not playing for them, or have some sort of real or potential issue!
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Superb analysis mate. The only one you missed out is Fernandes (don't know cost) but could be best summed up as an embarrassment to rats
 
JASR said:
So, Lets get this straight...

£80 million Antony is in trouble externally
£75 million Sancho is in trouble internally
£80 million Maguire can't go back to Greece
£0 Greenwood has been sent out on loan with a view of hoping 'it all blows over'
£30 million Bailly is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£36 million Martial is uninterested
£80 40 million DvB is surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£0 Rashford cannot track back
£0 Evans is getting a last payday
£0 Reguilon is surplus to Tottenham requirements
£0 Mctominay was likely surplus to requirements, but no-one wanted him
£34 million Varane seems to be permamently injured
£60 million Casemiro is 31
£64 million Hojlund arrived with a bad back, that might need game managing
£48 million Martinez is short
£420k Garnacho seems like the perfect fit for United - ego, another Sancho/Martial/Rashford
£55 million Mount seems like most of the country (other than Southgate and United) don't rate
£8.5 million (potentially +£21.4 million) Amrabat was not wanted by Fiorentina
£0 Eriksen is 31
£0 Williams (next new whatever) is on loan

So 20 players that have issues out of a squad of 35 are not playing for them, or have some sort of real or potential issue!
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Warms the cockles;)
 
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