United Thread - 2023/24

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Blue Mist said:
First. He gets subscribers because City fans (and football fans from other teams) keep posting his you tube stuff. We are his best advert.
Second. You mention David Brent and Alan Partridge to deride him and yet you are actually giving him a huge compliment. Both are great actors who spent hours perfecting those characters. Do you think Brent Cesare or whatever he was called when he was a copper acted like that ?
4 years ago he was in a bed sit in Nottingham listening to Forest getting beat.
Now he is on Talkshite, guest spots on sky, worth a million and laughing at every daft rag that subscribes to his rehearsed watch alongs.
I'd hate it if the rags became successful but I tell you what, so would he.
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Yup and he quietly hopes the rags never get it right on the field. If they do he won’t get the same amount of clicks as no one will watch him crowing about United winning games of football. Them being shit is good for business for him.
 
KentBlue said:
I'd have expected nothing less from this puerile oaf. A combination of David Brent and Alan Partridge with all the charisma of a pot-hole on the M20.

Why does this dull, irrelevant man even get subscribers?
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Not that I make a habit of watching his watchalong vids but I've noticed whenever he (pretends) to get irate and/or excited he adopts a voice just like Alan Partridge, presumably his wife has bollocked him for shouting loudly in his bedroom so he now does that thing where even when hes getting animated he sort of shouts and cheers but at a muted, low volume.
 
jacko74 said:
Not that I make a habit of watching his watchalong vids but I've noticed whenever he (pretends) to get irate and/or excited he adopts a voice just like Alan Partridge, presumably his wife has bollocked him for shouting loudly in his bedroom so he now does that thing where even when hes getting animated he sort of shouts and cheers but at a muted, low volume.
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Wife. He'd be lucky. Mum, more like.
 
give it to gordon said:
It's been a few days, any scandal today ?
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The coincidences at play here seem too orchestrated for me.

If Qatar are in the process of purchasing them, then driving down the share price will save them half a billion quid. Because they have to buy out the 39% for full ownership.

And if the Glazers are involved, it’s called ‘shorting’ and the FBI will be knocking on their door.

It’s like a real life episode of succession with those idiots.
 
KentBlue said:
I'd have expected nothing less from this puerile oaf. A combination of David Brent and Alan Partridge with all the charisma of a pot-hole on the M20.

Why does this dull, irrelevant man even get subscribers?
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Like with alot of youtube i think watching this moron makes people feel better bout themselves, its schaudenfreude
 
The Salford lad. said:
Goldbridge the Frank Spencer of the internet, a figure of fun to laugh at , he has a wonderful nack of putting his size twelve down his throat on a regular basis …


My favourite still is his Goooo City just before Gundo put pay to the treble busters .
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Making a fucking.good living out of it though
 
cheekybids said:
What a shocking attempt to paint Greenwood as the victim.

“Last month, United decided that Mason Greenwood could not play for the club again even though he denied allegations of attempted rape and assault, and the Crown Prosecution Service dropped all charges in February.“

Antony responds to domestic abuse allegations filed by ex-girlfriend


https://mol.im/a/12497535
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I found the League table on the right much more interesting.
 
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