United Thread - 2023/24

[Zubrman]

He's hardly going to make money from a 'watchalong' if he goes to a game, now is he?

Presumably, he is watching their live matches, which he is commenting on and broadcasting. Nowt illegal with doing that, (even if his performances are criminally poor.) But if he is watching Saturday 15:00 kick offs, he has to be accessing an illegal stream? Naughty ex-polis, so he is.

 

[remember arthur mann]

He’s neither hard working nor a midfielder?

He’s a show pony of a winger that doesn’t do enough of his defensive duties.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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That’s such a shit trick. He must have been about 6 when he decided that was going to be his gift to the footballing world.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Presumably, he is watching their live matches, which he is commenting on and broadcasting. Nowt illegal with doing that, (even if his performances are criminally poor.) But if he is watching Saturday 15:00 kick offs, he has to be accessing an illegal stream? Naughty ex-polis, so he is.

No doubt he has done that in the past. Although I wonder now if he's recognised as part of the media (works for TalkSport at least) and is able to access it legally. I don't even know how it works, but presumably there's a long list of people who are allowed to watch it.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

That’s such a shit trick. He must have been about 6 when he decided that was going to be his gift to the footballing world.

It's his trademark skill. Trademark because no-one else would be stupid enough to do it in a game.

 

[Roachy]

They aren't in a good position put it that way, let there troubles continue.

Or multiply tenfold.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It's his trademark skill. Trademark because no-one else would be stupid enough to do it in a game.

Bet he’d never do it if he was playing against Graeme Souness.

 

[CC1]

I predict that rags will make up with Sancho PDQ. They need him!!

 

[JRockBlues]

It's his trademark skill. Trademark because no-one else would be stupid enough to do it in a game.

He did it once for the rags and made himself dizzy as he kicked the ball straight into touch after performing his circus trick iirc. What a clown!

 

[cookster]

While my sympathy levels for them are rarely measurable, in this case they’re in a no win scenario.

Keep him around and he turns get charged and it’s yet another PR nightmare. Tell him to stay away and he’s ultimately never charged and obviously you lose the player for an indeterminate period of time.

City haven’t made many mistakes in the past decade, but not doing the same with Mendy when he was on bail under investigation ranks as one.

Mendy, the guy who was found not guilty?

 

[nellyonthewing]

Doyle -> Summerbee -> Bell -> Lee -> Law -> GOAL!

Six City legends.

I didn’t say I was there, but Mrs Vienna was.

Painting my gutters and nearly fell off my ladder laughing .

 

[ysmsa]

Now I get the Zebra gear !

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Ha ha ha brilliant, should be Rags new away strip!

The players will be strapping themselves under delivery vans next to break out of Carrington!

 

[remember arthur mann]

That’s such a shit trick. He must have been about 6 when he decided that was going to be his gift to the footballing world.

That's not a trick, that's all he can do.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

That's not a trick, that's all he can do.

He’s quite good at reversing plastic surgery.

Allegedly.

 

[Paladin]

Mendy, the guy who was found not guilty?

Not guilty in an actual trial, where actual evidence was presented before an actual judge and an actual jury. Unlike other prominent cases where hush money may have been paid to a key witness leading to the case being dropped.

 

[Aba452]

That statement is laughable, got Ashton's PR mitts all over it. Wonder what's going on behind the scenes for them to have distanced themselves from the no trick pony.

Would CBF (Brazilian FA) act as there's no smoke without fire? Either way, yet another player with less ability than he thinks, apparently acting like a twat.

 

[its grim up north]

It's just entertainment, it doesn't mean anything. Everyone needs to relax. Good luck to him. And the lovely Alice, of course. :)

Alice? Alice? Who th.......no I'm not going there.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Anthony statement:

“I have agreed with United to take a period of absence while I address the allegations made against me”.“This was mutual decision”.“I want to reiterate my innocence of the things I have been accused of, I will fully cooperate with the police”.

Translation:

I'm about to be nicked.

 

[shroom]

"They [City] basically base their whole blueprint model on Man United under Sir Alex." Goldbridge today, while shooting a smug know-it-all look at the camera.

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Be careful; in sixteen days time you will be getting no sleep at all.

I hate them so much I get up before I go to bed just so I can hate/laugh at them more!