United Thread - 2023/24

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Aba452 said:
That statement is laughable, got Ashton's PR mitts all over it. Wonder what's going on behind the scenes for them to have distanced themselves from the no trick pony.

Would CBF (Brazilian FA) act as there's no smoke without fire? Either way, yet another player with less ability than he thinks, apparently acting like a twat.
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One report i read said that the decision was signed off by Richard Arnold after a discussion with
Ten Bob.
 
JRockBlues said:
He did it once for the rags and made himself dizzy as he kicked the ball straight into touch after performing his circus trick iirc. What a clown!
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And the Old Trafford crowd still got all giddy and creamed themselves when he did it that first time.
 
KentBlue said:
I did, many years ago. This flash prick was giving it his 'look-at-me-everybody' act, so I took him out - fucked my ligaments though.
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Sorry to hear that you fucked your ligaments while administrating your lesson KB.

However, that particular show pony sounds as though he was within learning distance and no doubt recieved your teachings loud and clear.
 
Kippax Street 1880 said:
He's the greatest comedic actor of the past 20 years and I'm not even joking. That video of him when Gundogan scores is just pure gold. Seen one of his meltdowns the other week after the Arsenal game and he said off the cuff the defence is more distracted than a lifeguard on a nudist beach!

He's a genius, all power to Brent di Cesare, making United a global meme club with the young generation Worldwide and making a killing whilst doing it.
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I don't mind Di Cesare, if people are daft enough to give him money, good luck to him ......and if that line, 'more distracted than a lifeguard on a nudist beach' is genuine, it shows how scripted it is. That is a very funny line but no way is it off the cuff.
 
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city saint said:
i see anthony has been put on leave of absence by rags.this gunna be good
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It's all very weird now. I'm not backing the guy up, but he's been dropped by Brazil and now can't play for his club team due to, at present from what I can see, unsubstantiated (?) claims by his girlfriend. We're obviously hanging him out to dry on here, but in reality he's not even been charged with an offence yet (unless I've missed something on Facebook/Instagram/Tiktok/X).

I hope he takes the time off to sort out his fucking hair. He needs to take a few of his team mates along with him as well.
 
shroom said:
"They [City] basically base their whole blueprint model on Man United under Sir Alex." Goldbridge today, while shooting a smug know-it-all look at the camera.
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And the rags based their name on a city they’re not part of, their nickname on a team from another sport, as well as their ground's name and their badge on their "fiercest rival".
 
Aba452 said:
That statement is laughable, got Ashton's PR mitts all over it. Wonder what's going on behind the scenes for them to have distanced themselves from the no trick pony.

Would CBF (Brazilian FA) act as there's no smoke without fire? Either way, yet another player with less ability than he thinks, apparently acting like a twat.
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He won't play for them again. Yet another disastrous signing on big money leaving for pennies no doubt. Another millstone round their necks.

@Alan Harper's Tash. Its happening already.
 
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