Match Thread | Chelsea vs Man City (12/11/23)

[kingdoneg]

He's that good, he's scored with his balls. lol

 

[bluealf]

they'll be desperate that this is offside or handball lol

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

CITEEEHHHHH!!!!

 

[vmsuhail]

Phew.. goal stands

 

[dubblue]

I despise VAR. it’s ruined the spontaneity of football.

 

[Nour]

He scored with his two balls hahaha

 

[Chi-town blues]

yessssss
woooilian

 

[MarsLlama]

What a game!

Salah got within reach of top scorer and Haaland was having none of it.

 

[give it to gordon]

Trying everything to disallow its embarrassing

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Haaland just put us ahead with his arse.

His ball sack

 

[balotellishaircut]

Need to fucking concentrate now ffs

 

[mcfc_ms]

top quality goater style finish

 

[Barcon]

Scores with his anus

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

GET IN CITY!!!

All started with that take from Haaland in midfield.

 

[skillman]

What on earth are they checking?!

It’s already in the fucking net

 

[nellyonthewing]

Alvarez much better there lad.

 

[TFC]

Did he score off his arse?

HE SCORES WITH HIS ARSE, HE SCORES WITH HIS AAAAAAARSE, ERLING HAALAND, HR SCORES WITH HIS ARSE

 

[colorado blue]

Did Haaland just score with his balls ?

 

[Metal Biker]

Are you fucking serious?
What the fuck are VAR doing?
Shut the fuck up VAR cunts.

 

[big gaz]

Did he arm it though?

;-)