The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[Kippax77]

Rule 77: for beating PSG after slur Alex had given them the team talk at The Lowry

 

[SSBlue]

Rule 13 - Winning a first leg semi final by 9 goals to nil and by doing so, showing no respect

Rule 13a - winning the second leg only 1-0, and by doing so showing no respect.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Rule No 115
Only having 115 fans in the ground at any game.

 

[Rodrigoooooooo]

Rule 115: not staying until the 115th minute to clap the players off

 

[KS55]

Rule 77: for beating PSG after slur Alex had given them the team talk at The Lowry

That showed just how much our success has hurt him. Serves him right for all his insults. Will the rags be any good again? Not in his lifetime.

 

[jrb]

The 1 point rule. Beating Liverpool to the title.

 

[dadnlad]

rule 115 to allowed to be Clarkied

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rule 115​

You should also

• use dipped headlights, or dim-dip if fitted, at night in built-up areas and in dull daytime weather, to ensure that you can be seen
• keep your headlights dipped when overtaking until you are level with the other vehicle and then change to main beam if necessary, unless this would dazzle oncoming road users
• slow down, and if necessary stop, if you are dazzled by oncoming headlights

 

[RNBlue]

112 - Kaldoon was driving the car that killed Marley, from Marley and Me

Nooooooooo

 

[Blue Feather]

Rule 36: Wearing an unnecessary away kit on more than one occasion in the 1980s

Elland Road 8/10/1980
Vetch Field 7/4/1984
White hart Lane 18/1/1986

36a Highbury 14/10/1989

 

[ctidcarl]

Rule 36: Wearing an unnecessary away kit on more than one occasion in the 1980s

Elland Road 8/10/1980
Vetch Field 7/4/1984
White hart Lane 18/1/1986

Rule 115. a
Wearing a maroon away strip at home to Tottingham in the early 90's, who correctly wore their away kit whilst away

 

[KS55]

Rule 115. a
Wearing a maroon away strip at home to Tottingham in the early 90's, who correctly wore their away kit whilst away

Also, masquerading as A.C.MILAN in red and black shirts to keep big Mal happy.

 

[elbearos]

Also, masquerading as A.C.MILAN in red and black shirts to keep big Mal happy.

Always loved the black /red stripes

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Rule 67. Aggressive walking

 

[Ste68]

Rule 68; Threatening behaviour whilst holding an inflatable fruit.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Rule 69; careful now!

 

[gazbaz]

Rule 53a. Not taking players called Alan seriously.

 

[Maccblue]

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Rule 116: Breaking one more rule than alleged to have broken

 

[Kippax77]

Rule 88; A fan with an inflatable Pink Panther chanting ACIEEEED at Leicester's Filbert Street