The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

Rule97: Fradulent accounting of whereabouts at York away.
Rule98: Actually preparing to put a keeper up front, not just a spur of the moment decision
 
Rule 115 and a bit. Allowing a 15 year old female urchin to steal the whip round for a dipper bus driver by cunningly embedding the glass receptacle containing said money in her skull.
 
Rule 115 and a bit more. Allowing a pro City pundit to give a prophetic speech after Shrek scored with a volley which upset poor Jamie Redknapp and pillar of society Dwight Yorke.

Now about these lottery numbers Buzzer.........
 

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