The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[Oystercatcher28]

I won £900 on that game. Should I give it back?

That amount could be the difference between us passing FFP and being ignored

 

[KS55]

Deliberately driving the team bus at bricks bottles and cans.

 

[KS55]

Breaking Rule 37(b) whatever it said, even before it was a rule.

 

[xmusampa]

Having the audacity to win stuff both in and out of his nibs lifetime!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Rule whatever: Breaking copyright by using Transport for London's 'Mind the Gap' without permission.

 

[madloaf]

Rule 69: I just wanted to say it first.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Rule 72
Selling greenalls at maine road and enforcing fans to suffer from ‘greenalls wind’

 

[xmusampa]

Damaging the environment from being proud past owners of the largest floodlights in the universe

 

[xmusampa]

Rule 73- refusing to play Thursday nights anymore.

 

[superwatsonwatson]

Rule 74, for not guaranteeing utd to finish above City.