Thanksgiving

[Barcon]

I’ve heard he harvests the corn from sumyunguy’s turds

While wearing boxing gloves

 

[idahoblues]

While wearing boxing gloves

And a Hazmat suit

 

[snorky]

Reposting these because they're gems. Still rolling around laughing twenty-four hours after reading @snorky and his masterpiece of insult.

Am I right in thinking you might be Welsh, mate, or have I imagined that?
Aah, these Welsh. They certainly have a way with words… Read “Llaregyb” backwards, and what do you get?

I am from the Shire of Hereford mate.
So only a few miles from the Vale of the Blodwyns, also known as the land of the frightened sheep.

 

[snorky]

For @snorky

Just skip the sugar and enjoy

Sorry mate, I got bored by the time he mentioned 'baseball' or 'rounders' as it's known here.
I think it was the term 'savoury custard' that made me a little sick in my throat.

Americans are gun toting, hillbilly, weirdos.
And they're fat.

And that Barcon can fuck right off too.

X

 

[idahoblues]

Sorry mate, I got bored by the time he mentioned 'baseball' or 'rounders' as it's known here.
I think it was the term 'savoury custard' that made me a little sick in my throat.

Americans are gun toting, hillbilly, weirdos.
And they're fat.

And that Barcon can fuck right off too.

X

What a Silly Snork you are

 

[N1985]

I had a hickory smoked turkey leg in Florida years ago it tasted like someone had shat in my mouth.

I guarantee you it didn't.

 

[snorky]

What a Silly Snork you are

Reported

 

[Bill Walker]

'
Americans are funny, and weird as fuck..



And fat.

Yeah, always banging on about fat Morrissey and fucking eggheads.

 

[snorky]

And what the actual fuck are 'grits' all about?

And it's aluminium, you fat cunts.

 

[idahoblues]

And what the actual fuck are 'grits' all about?

And it's aluminium, you fat cunts.

Grits are good
Aluminum you Porky Snorky

 

[snorky]

Grits are good
Aluminum you Porky Snorky

Reported, again. :)

 

[Bill Walker]

And what the actual fuck are 'grits' all about?

And it's aluminium, you fat cunts.

And they say "Mom"

And "I guess"

Bugger off....

 

[idahoblues]

And they say "Mom"

And "I guess"

Bugger off....

I guess we do say Mom, problem ?

 

[Barcon]

My sister has took her kid to see a basketball game in Cleveland (Don't ask).
You cunts better not shoot them.

 

[idahoblues]

My sister has took her kid to see a basketball game in Cleveland (Don't ask).
You cunts better not shoot them.

Sending troops

 

[Bill Walker]

I guess we do say Mom, problem ?

No not at all. X

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Do people get on the ale early on this day like we do at Christmas? Does it sometimes end in chaos, like it sometimes does over here at Christmas?

It’s half 3 here now, so half 10 east coast, half 8 west and half 9 in the middle? Are you on the beer now like, and Ma maybe already had a sherry too much?

Just curious.

 

[idahoblues]

Do people get on the ale early on this day like we do at Christmas? Does it sometimes end in chaos, like it sometimes does over here at Christmas?

It’s half 3 here now, so half 10 east coast, half 8 west and half 9 in the middle? Are you on the beer now like, and Ma maybe already had a sherry too much?

Just curious.

You’re missing a few time zones mate but yes, the beer will be flowing

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Do people get on the ale early on this day like we do at Christmas? Does it sometimes end in chaos, like it sometimes does over here at Christmas?

It’s half 3 here now, so half 10 east coast, half 8 west and half 9 in the middle? Are you on the beer now like, and Ma maybe already had a sherry too much?

Just curious.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

So funny!