United Thread - 2023/24

[Goater=Legend]

Have you seen who theyve played in that time?

 

[Akira]

Ten hag treatment of Ronaldo was red flag.
Interesting tweet I came across about state of it…

Captain hated by half the squad. Amazing.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

How the fuck these shit cunts are only 5 points behind beats the hell out of me.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Have to keep an eye on that John Brooks. Looks like a decent signing for them.

 

[urban genie]

Here we go again, the lad will be at PNE by next season like all the other "generational" players they have hyped

 

[Akira]

Here we go again, the lad will be at PNE by next season like all the other "generational" players they have hyped

About as generational as Elanga, Chong, Lingard, Januzaj, Macheda, Obertan, Gibson etc.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

How the fuck these shit cunts are only 5 points behind beats the hell out of me.

I mean just look at some of the decisions they've had this season that have won them games.

6th place with a goal difference of 0 (-3 before today) tells you everything. Every win has been a scraped 1-0, and every loss has been a comfortable hammering. Newcastle are a place behind them with a goal difference of 17 ffs.

 

[jimharri]

Dawson prattling on about utd being in great form. Look at their last six PL games......

Brentford
Sheffield United
Citeh
Fulham
Luton
Everton


One decent opponent, who destroyed them. The other 5? Well, here's tonight's table....




None of them higher than 11th. And of the other 4, 3 of them are in the bottom 4. And the other one is 15th. Talk about a handpicked bunch of games.

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

We're only 5 points ahead of this shit. FIVE.

Football is fucking mad.

That’s what losing 2 and drawing 2 does in 13 games. Remember, their current run has been against cannon fodder.

 

[freshie]

They’re dogshit

 

[freshie]

Except everyone does. It was Buzz Aldrin, dickhead

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Except everyone does. It was Buzz Aldrin, dickhead

Lol that's embarassing.

Really revealing a lot about the average rag fan.

 

[dadnlad]

Lol that's embarassing.

Really revealing a lot about the average rag fan.

their so insecure and thats a match going fan

 

[Elbow beards]

Except everyone does. It was Buzz Aldrin, dickhead

Works the other way as well. If you asked fans under the age of 20 who won the first premier League a lot wouldn't know, ask em who won it last year 100% would get it right.

 

[roman totale]

Given the jizz-tsunami currently heading across the Atlantic towards the North American east coast, am I to understand that they are back?

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

their so insecure and thats a match going fan

They are insecure, but I was more laughing at how proud they are of being thick as fuck.

 

[bennyboy]

Ask them the only team to do a domestic treble.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Except everyone does. It was Buzz Aldrin, dickhead

Not only that but more people will remember our treble better due to the sheer skill we used, instead of constant luck, alongside the fact we qualified for the Champions League as league winners, not runners up and taking advantage of UEFA's changes in the rules on competition entry.

The first (and always will be) authentic treble winners in the Premier League.

 

[urban genie]

Except everyone does. It was Buzz Aldrin, dickhead

most of them couldn't even name thier players from the year of the moon landing so not a suprise they don't know Buzz (unlike the rest of the planet)

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Neil Armstrong was probably in a TV studio, while Buzz did it for real. This comparison can be used for our and their trebles.

All this is unfounded conspiracy theories and we are the first to win a second treble anyway, which cannot be argued with.